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Today, to cheer my girlfriend up after her mother died a week ago, I took her to a comedy club. The comedian's theme for the night happened to be mother-daughter relationships. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (55996) - you deserved it (7187)

On 07/27/2009 at 7:33pm - love - by RupeeLink - United Kingdom (Bristol)

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Awww, bad timing sucks :/

#2 - On 07/28/2009 at 3:26am by whoakryspyy

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A week is way too soon. She might forgive you for the comedian, but she may not forgive the not-too-subtle hint to cheer the fuck up, already.

#22 - On 07/28/2009 at 7:52am by aback

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