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Today, while driving home with my parents. I pretended to be asleep so mum wouldn't talk to me. They then took this time to describe what they were going to do to each other when they got home. In full detail. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (43159) - you deserved it (18343)

On 07/26/2009 at 9:12pm - love - by Joel_mama (man) - New Zealand (Canterbury)

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And this is why it pays to pretend with headphones on.

#1 - On 07/27/2009 at 3:15am by silverx10

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Right when they started you should have pretended to wake up and made a loud noise to let them know.

#3 - On 07/27/2009 at 3:18am by michelle4srs

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