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Today, I was romantically cuddling with my boyfriend. He looked deep into my eyes, stared lovingly at me, and said, "I never noticed, but you have the most adorable freckles on your face..." Blushing, I tilted my head to the side. He then said, "Oh, never mind, those are just your blackheads." FML

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On 07/26/2009 at 12:29am - love - by acnegirl (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

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just cuz she has blackheads doesn't mean she doesn't wash her face.

#6 - On 07/26/2009 at 6:51am by ididitmyself

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"you have the most adorable black eye," is the correct response

#5 - On 07/26/2009 at 6:47am by jfjgh

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