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Today, I was going to hang out with the girl I like, because she was leaving for the rest of the Summer. She had to cancel to go shopping with her grandma "all day." At 1 o'clock, she came online and told me how much fun she had with this guy I really don't like. She forgot that she lied to me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (42364) - you deserved it (2323)

On 07/25/2009 at 12:17am - love - by Jake (man) - United States (Florida)

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I think it is time to find a new crush...one with a higher IQ

#18 - On 07/25/2009 at 7:57am by lexiBRo

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You really want to go out with someone who lies and then is too stupid to remember they did?

#17 - On 07/25/2009 at 7:47am by Siren_00

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