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Today, I was going to hang out with the girl I like, because she was leaving for the rest of the Summer. She had to cancel to go shopping with her grandma "all day." At 1 o'clock, she came online and told me how much fun she had with this guy I really don't like. She forgot that she lied to me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (49215) - you deserved it (3197)

On 07/25/2009 at 12:17am - love - by Jake (man) - United States (Florida)

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I can picture this as an FML from her view too, except hers would be a YDI. haha

#3 - On 07/25/2009 at 6:13am by dimkims

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Yea i know how you feel dude, has happened to me a few times, girls lying and ditching me at last mintue, just be fucking honest its not so hard girls!

#5 - On 07/25/2009 at 6:16am by 666midnight

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