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Today, I got a call from my boyfriend. He was at the police station for breaking into a model home to hook up with the girl he's been cheating on me with for the past 4 months. I was his one phone call. He was expecting me to bail him out. FML

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i hope you didnt bail him out

#1 - On 07/24/2009 at 3:51am by tanners

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Please tell me you didn't bail his sorry ass out? It'd be great if you actually just laughed at him and hung up the phone.

#3 - On 07/24/2009 at 3:52am by midwestjerk

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