Today, for our one year anniversary, my boyfriend decided to make me a patchwork blanket. The thing is, the patches were stains from bedsheets from where the 'wet spot' was. He thought it was romantic. FML

by OneYearMistake. / 07/22/2009 at 7:35pm / United Kingdom (Essex) / Love

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  • He cut up a bunch of perfectly good bed sheets? You guys have done it on enough bed sheets to make a patchwork out of it? You don't wash the sheets afterward? This is disturbing on many levels... Something is wrong with the both of you

    #7 - On 07/23/2009 at 3:11am by RESTAREA

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  • Give him a sweater you knit out of the pubes he makes you shave off.

    #8 - On 07/23/2009 at 3:12am by coopcas

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