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Today, I went over to my girlfriend's house for dinner. Her parents seemed upset, so I tried to lighten the mood by saying, "Hey, at least the weekend is coming up and you guys won't have to go in for work." Apparently, they were upset because they both got laid off from their jobs today. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (50953) - you deserved it (7893)

On 07/22/2009 at 6:05pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Kansas)

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damn that sucks :( but how were you supposed to have known?

#1 - On 07/22/2009 at 7:18pm by brkn_hearted

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I love that a lot of FML's seem to happen because couples don't tell each other anything. If I was the girlfriend I would've given my boyfriend a heads up.

#11 - On 07/22/2009 at 7:35pm by dontbackdown

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