Wow oh no...the prissy little princess didn't get to inflict as much emotional damage as she wanted to? ..Then to call back 2 minutes after breaking up with someone? That's not needy at all, you sound like a wonderful person.
a) Don't break up with people you don't want to break up with you melodramatic bitch.
b) Why do you hope someone you (presumably) once cared about is hurting? Don't do that.
c) Don't play shitty games.
Choose a couple will ya?
If anyone sees "Today, my retarded ex-girlfriend broke up with me, now she's complaining that I didn't answer her call 2 minutes after that. FML." Give him all the support you can