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Today, I was going to propose to my girlfriend on my boat at the lake. As we were looking at the mountains all around us, she playfully pushed me off the side into the water. As I got back on the boat, I realized that not only was my cellphone dead, but the ring had fallen into the deep water. FML


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On 07/20/2009 at 11:43am - love - by good_job_john (man) - United States (Rhode Island)

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did you tell her?

#2 - On 07/20/2009 at 2:06pm by samantha246

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Awwww of all the FYL I feel like this is the biggest one... I like how you used the word "playfully" and not "visciously" or anything, people would be on here saying "YDI for proposing to a total bitch"

I am sorry for your situation, and WTF are u talking about #8, he doesn't have to wait to get a "replacement" ring to propose to her, he could still do it, and if she cant handle that the ring is currently at the bottom of the lake because of her "playfulness" then why the hell should he buy her another ring??

#16 - On 07/20/2009 at 2:25pm by brilliantbarbie

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