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Today, my boyfriend and were I getting it on in his bedroom where he had all of his anime models on display. I accidentally knocked over one of his models and it fell on to the floor. He got angry and kicked me out. Apparently, making his models look good was more important than us making love. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (41870) - you deserved it (12890)

On 07/20/2009 at 2:18am - love - by mchhhoi (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

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There's a difference between dating a fan and dating a FREAKING WEEABOO.

#10 - On 07/20/2009 at 10:13am by kallemonster

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I hate guys like this who make anime fans look bad.

If they're that important, why would they be anywhere near his bed? I collect things and understand that what may not seem precious to many others would be very precious to the owner, but this is ridiculous. Don't keep important shit near your bed if you know you'll be getting some!

#30 - On 07/20/2009 at 10:54am by K4ofDoom

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