Today, I was riding in the car with my boyfriend. While he was driving, I held out my hand as an offer for him to hold it. Instead, he grabs me by the wrist and shoves my hand down his pants. Lovely. FML
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On 07/19/2009 at 9:23pm - love - by DanceOnTheEdge (woman) - United States (New York)
Aww.. Your boyfriend is a pervert.. I would never do that to my girlfriend..
#1 - On 07/20/2009 at 3:02am by frenchboy95
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#9: First of all, Canadians are losers. I'm french FROM FRANCE.
Second of all, just because American men are stupid perverts that get aroused at the sight of a female, doesn't mean the rest of the world does too.
#42 - On 07/20/2009 at 3:56am by frenchboy95
The French are from France!
Admiral Obvious! Call the bomb squad! Alert the Government! Get me a fudgie bar!
#47 - On 07/20/2009 at 4:06am by Rejuvination
DON'T BE DISSIN' CANADIANS, FOO! ;P French Canadians are what you call the Quebecois. Although people really should call them Quebecois since they're from Quebec. LMFAO. And don't be dissing them. They're good people. And the shop "Simons" is shopping heaven. &&Poutine&Tirets? Delicious. But don't be dissing Canadians. Or French Canadians for that matter. We're just like Americans. I know, cuz I moved to Canada from LA. LOL :)
But.. anyways.. for this FML, uhmm.. Well.. He's just not the type of romantic you were hoping for right? But this isn't really an FML I think.. Just let him know you weren't comfortable with that.. LOL &&he'll stop if he's a good boyfriend.
#42. my bf is American (cause we live here in USA....duh) and he would never do that...he holds my hand all the time and he is sweet and all
#9. shut the fuck up
Not all americans are idiots, honestly I mean obviously some are but it really isn't right to speak of a section of people in a group! There's going to be retards in every country.
For this FML I would say change your attitude, Obviously if he did this he thinks you are into this kind of stuff. You probably gave him an impression you were into that kind of stuff. I thinks it's your fault. If you weren't like that he wouldn't do that.
#131 - On 07/20/2009 at 10:46am by Surfer101Babe
FYI the americans saved the french pussies, and the rest of europe in world war 1 and 2. If it wasn't for the USA you'd all be speaking fucking german right now.
#134 - On 07/20/2009 at 10:55am by wrestling49
I agree. By your logic, all American are stupid perverts, all French are wimps, all Germans are Nazis, all Iraqis are suicide bombers, and all Mexicans are trying to get across the border illegally into America. Honestly dude...stereotypes are not cool.
#136 - On 07/20/2009 at 11:08am by corbygray528
Umm... there's no way Hitler had the manpower to take over the world. If the US hadn't joined the war, things may have turned out differently, but we wouldn't "all be speaking German" now.
you figured out the world #136, all of that is exactly true... and the french are definitely pussies
#138 - On 07/20/2009 at 11:18am by fyourlife33
I wasn't trying to figure out the world...though apparently I did. I was trying to show the French person "from France" up there that just because it happens a few times, doesn't mean everyone is like that. I'm sure he doesn't think or himself as a wimp.
#139 - On 07/20/2009 at 11:31am by corbygray528
FYI the americans saved the french pussies, and the rest of europe in world war 1 and 2. If it wasn't for the USA you'd all be speaking fucking german right now.
#134 - On 07/20/2009 at 10:55am by wrestling49 - reply
Ich spreche ein bisschen Deutsch.
(Second World War)
It was a group effort. If the Soviet Union didn't fight, same as if USA hadn't. Yep, good old Russia (although having worse war crimes than Hitler) meant that the Nazis were fighting on both fronts. They lost a vast amount of people in their fights, and must have been just as useful as USA in the defeat of Hitler.
I should also point out that USA only came in when they had to. If Germany hadn't declared war on USA, who knows, we may still be under a Nazi regime. USA watched us die for a couple of years, loaning us money whilst we fought, came in at the last minute, then got fat on our cash, UK sank and USA got rich. Yeah, very courageous.
I am not against USA in the war, of course they saved Europe's butts, but UK and the Soviet Union also saved Europe. It wasn't single-handed, and it wasn't honourable. Sorry, but the US arrogancy pisses me off no end.
#140 - On 07/20/2009 at 11:34am by lightburns
Ok not all but im american and live here and yeah most ameicans are retarded its pretty sad
yesterday outside walgreens a lady asked if she could buy a quick bar of chocolate while i was looking for what i wanted at a machine
it was for renting movies
im moving to europe though :D
#148 - On 07/20/2009 at 12:47pm by PimpinPenguin
Honestly, i live in Canada, but i was born in America, Canada is an all around nicer country, but i fuxken hate the french(Canadian).Never have I met a ruder group of people.They are so ignorant, and they alwase feel they are superior to other Canadians. People from Quebec, should peace the fuxk out of Canada.
#184 - On 07/21/2009 at 12:03am by crazieaish
I see how that would bug you. Sex-obsessed and doesn't care how you feel? He even turns something as innocent as holding hand into something profane(and public, since you were in a car... which could also get you in trouble). That sucks. Everyone here who is cheering him only probably has only gotten a hand job or hasn't been in a legit relationship. Relationships are more then just sex, and he lacks in those areas. Go find yourself a real man and quit this shit! FYL :/
#189 - On 07/21/2009 at 2:08am by myfishisBOBA
Okay, okay. I didn't mean ALL Americans. Maybe there are smart, cool ones. Maybe even geniuses. But I'm just saying, everyone I've met here in America act the same way. But then, that's just my oppinion. And America did save France's ass in WWII. But for that, we gave you the Statue of Liberty. And I think America came at like the last second. Not sure though. And when I said whatever I did about Canadians (I don't remember what I said xD) I meant the people from Quebec. Ever met one of them? Complete. Jerks. And very rude, might I add.
#208 - On 07/22/2009 at 1:34am by frenchboy95
Bahaha, that's funny. You need to just relax, I bet he's kidding. I do that to my girlfriend sometimes. x] She either plays around down there, and pulls out her hand.. Or rolls her eyes at me. xD
And if it wasn't for the french you'd have lost the war for independence.
#230 - On 01/26/2010 at 12:33pm by the17doctor
Yes... she is... most guys would not be disturbed/grossed out at all if their g/f did that with his hand.
Women need to realize sexual desire for them is a good thing and comply/enjoy it.
SO romantic I love when guys do this kind of stuff. I don't want him to hold my hand I want him to want me
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Blue balls is a bitch, you gotta give him a helping hand.
#4 - On 07/20/2009 at 3:03am by iamjtsocool
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wow.. #2 is a jackass
you should call the cops... sexual harrasment
#5 - On 07/20/2009 at 3:04am by thatCanadianGuy7
waste of time imo...she's in a relationship and she offered her hand. i know near nothing about court and i can say this wouldnt stand a chance.
#13 - On 07/20/2009 at 3:11am by slamdnkindrummer
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Its normal i do that all the time with my gf
#6 - On 07/20/2009 at 3:05am by GhettoWangstuh
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HAHAHA this comment is full of WIN
FACT: Guys don't want to hold hands, no matter what your books/magazines might say.
And since I spelled fact in all caps, you know it's true.
#109 - On 07/20/2009 at 8:27am by andydawg8891
not necessarily i dont mind holding hands and at my school u see couples everywhere holding hands guys dont really care whether they hold hands or not but they dont dislike it
well, my boyfriend is the nice exception to the rule then!
#120 - On 07/20/2009 at 9:59am by Princez121
Yeah, especially while he is DRIVING! What is she, retarded? Who fucking holds hands while they're behind the wheel?
#150 - On 07/20/2009 at 1:09pm by TheBicycleDay
If you have a decent amount of driving skill/aptitude, then you can easily drive with one hand/holding hands. Just because the driving book they give you to learn from says "both hands must be on the steering wheel at the 10 o'clock and 2 o'clock positions" doesn't mean that's the only way to drive. I rarely find myself with 2 hands on the steering wheel of my car, even when making near 90 degree turns.
#153 - On 07/20/2009 at 1:26pm by corbygray528
Really... The guy im with holds my hand without me telling him to.
We aren't all inconsiderate mind you.
I'd just be happy that when you leaned over to kiss him, he didn't shove your face in his lap.
#14 - On 07/20/2009 at 3:15am by redbluegreen
Yout boyfriend sucks. Why would he think you holding out your hand would mean "Please shove this into your junk"?? He's disgusting, dump him.
he was driving.. and you wanted him to hold your hand? not only is that dangerous distraction/limitation on his driving, but just.. who does that..? YDI
... um, i do? also, if you have such a hard time driving with one hand, i'd like to know what kind of shit you have for power steering!
#20 - On 07/20/2009 at 3:18am by theanonimouse
Yeah, because it's so easy to drive one-handed for more than a couple of minutes at a time. I guess you're the type of person who doesn't use their blinkers or go around corners. Also: is it so difficult to imagine that maybe the guy was driving a manual?
You must have never driven before, because it's very easy to signal with one hand. You don't even have to take your hand off the wheel to do it. I used to hold hands while driving every chance I had. Unless you drive standard or you're a beginner driver I don't see any problem with it.
#155 - On 07/20/2009 at 1:48pm by littlegolferboy
Why the hell would you want to hold hands with someone who is driving? The world was not going to end if you didn't get to hold hands with him at that very moment. YDI
#19 - On 07/20/2009 at 3:16am by Shadow_Sniper
1) I don't see the point of holding hands while driving. It can wait.
2) There is a huge difference between driving and walking.
#25 - On 07/20/2009 at 3:30am by Shadow_Sniper
She was just trying to make a nice gesture. People like holding hands, what's wrong with that? People mostly drive with one hand anyways, (unless they drive a stick).
There is nothing wrong with holding hands. Driving, however, is not the best time to do so.
#33 - On 07/20/2009 at 3:43am by Shadow_Sniper
wow. he sounds like a real great boyfriend. you should have squeezed his balls hard to let him know how you felt about him forcing your hand down his pants, hahaha.
Hell no. Yelling at him or hitting him is okay. Squeezing his junk is going too far.
#24 - On 07/20/2009 at 3:27am by Shadow_Sniper
i'd argue that shoving her hand down his pants was a bit too far.
#26 - On 07/20/2009 at 3:31am by theanonimouse
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And wreck the car? Well thought. Then again, it's a woman talking about driving.
hur hur, stereotypes are funny.
now why don't you go beat something with a stick?
#40 - On 07/20/2009 at 3:51am by theanonimouse
who are you calling a dumbass?
because if you are referring to me, i honestly have no idea what you're trying to say.
of course you were responding to JayPanda. i chose to comment on the sexist and stereotypical nature of your response.
lrn2read
#73 - On 07/20/2009 at 5:22am by theanonimouse
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Every time I've ever seen or heard about an accident, it's because of a woman. The woman is not always "at fault", but it is always their fault. Women are naturally horrible at driving. Some stereotypes are true.
Yeaaaah. Ignore the statistics that prove that the vast majority of serious and fatal accidents are caused by male drivers. The real facts of the matter are men are not only poor drivers but their egos are so big that they won't recognise how bad they are, and thus insist on doing dangerous and stupid things
what statistics! guys only have more accidents cuz they drive WAY more than females. On average females have more accidents. I admit girls are better at multitasking than guys but guys are better at focusing on a single task(driving for example). Both genders have faults though. Girls seem to get too distracted easily and guys like to take risks by showing off like drinking or driving fast. If a guy focuses however then they will drive great with no problem.
#100, yeah, I'm so sure that makes sense. If women are worse drivers, then why is it that males have a higher death rate when driving?
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its not like thats a bad thing...i dont know how this got published as an fml. its not a big deal at all. this is just really fucking stupid. no comment really
#28 - On 07/20/2009 at 3:36am by alexgisforme3
i kinda wonder how half of these get published... I submit ones that are a lot more f***ed up and they don't get published...
#91 - On 07/20/2009 at 6:29am by moo_cow_moo
Haha not a big deal
holding hands is overrated, my boyfriend always tries to do it and I don't see why when he has to let go every minute to change gear anyway
#30 - On 07/20/2009 at 3:37am by compensation
okay why are there so many people freaking out about her wanting to hold hands while he was driving? i thought everyone did that. . . .
#31 - On 07/20/2009 at 3:38am by Paige_Nicole10
I love holding hands with my boy, regardless of what we are doing or where we are.
Point is, your bf is an ass for expecting you to just rub his goods whenever he wants.
That is very selfish.
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So you're saying that it's selfish for him to want a hand job, but it isn't selfish for you to want to hold hands whenever and wherever?
#39 - On 07/20/2009 at 3:50am by Shadow_Sniper
um yeah, there's a huge difference between offering your hand to be held and shoving your girlfriend's hand down your pants.
it wasn't selfish of him to WANT the handjob - it was selfish of him to shove her hand down there like that.
dear god, please tell me you're single.
#41 - On 07/20/2009 at 3:53am by theanonimouse
I don't quite get your logic. I understand shoving your girlfriend's hand down your pants is stupid, duh. But how is wanting a handjob from your girlfriend not selfish, but taking action about it selfish?
#45 - On 07/20/2009 at 4:01am by Shadow_Sniper
because you can't really help if you want a handjob. i've had sexual urges before. it doesn't make you a terrible, selfish person.
however, acting on those urges and purposefully violating/insulting someone else by shoving their hand down your pants?
yeah, kind of selfish. as in, you're only concerned with yourself and how YOU feel, without any regard as to whether the girl wants to give you a handjob or not.
#46 - On 07/20/2009 at 4:04am by theanonimouse
She held her hand out, as in offering to hold hands. He took it upon himself to shove it down his pants. Large difference.
#48 - On 07/20/2009 at 4:07am by Delilahlilah
That makes more sense, I don't quite agree that he "purposefully violated/insulted her", but that makes more sense to me then what you first said.
#56 - On 07/20/2009 at 4:17am by Shadow_Sniper
it wasn't today i tried to hold hands with my boyfriend he didn't want to and i through a big fit. If he didn't want to hold hands and didn't shove her hand down his pants... i don't think she would have been pissed.
You make it sound like she got raped while in the car. I'm sure her boyfriend knew what she was thinking and put her hand down his pants on purpose as a joke. Well not everyone have the same kind of humour
#44 - On 07/20/2009 at 4:00am by neburus
he was probably just joking around.
your pretty stupid for being with someone who does stuff like this when you obviously dont like it.
#50 - On 07/20/2009 at 4:09am by melissasmile21
Frankly, I think that this isn't really that important.
Honestly, she needs to get over herself.
And for the people who said "dump him," you make no sense to me. He did one juvenile thing. It's not like he made out with your sister. Really. I'm sure the man has other redeeming qualities.
But basically, the girl just needs to chill out and maybe the guy can ask before stuffing.
To everyone saying holding hands in the car is lame, isn't giving a handjob worse? Talk about a car accident. I agree though, you should of gave him crushed balls! If he was trying to be funny, he failed.
#52 - On 07/20/2009 at 4:11am by Delilahlilah
Oh, I know!
People are saying "Who holds hands while driving?" when a better question is "WHO TRIES TO GET A HANDJOB WHILE DRIVING?"
The bf is clearly the idiot in this FML!
shadow_sniper I'm guessing ur either, single,a perv,or just not aware that couples like to hold hands just to show affection. but shoving ur gfs hand down ur pants is just wrong especially in the. car...see THATS something that can wait
babygirl3, please read all of my replies before you attempt to assume incorrect information about me, okay?
#58 - On 07/20/2009 at 4:18am by Shadow_Sniper
Hmm... yeah, the guy sounds like a douchebag of sorts. At the very least it sounds like you guys have some MAJOR incompatibility issues going on here. :-D
@maxv_15:
Are you crazy? anyone with an ounce of romance would do that, you're most likely holding the steering wheel with one hand anyway, dont pretend like you're the safest driver all of a sudden, and you drive with your hands on 11 and 2...
I constantly hold my girlfriend's hand while driving, and I drive a stick shift!
This is not an FML. I willingly give my boyfriend hj's and roadhead all the time. He loves when I surprise him, actually. Why are you bitching?
#61 - On 07/20/2009 at 4:24am by DuhthatsObvious
congrats on being bj girlfriend of the year, and there's nothing wrong with giving your bf that kind of pleasure.
however, the key word here is "willingly." she obviously wasn't willing, and it was wrong of him to try and force her.
if he's so desperate, he can just take matters into his own hands, if you know what i mean. ;)
#62 - On 07/20/2009 at 4:26am by theanonimouse
You sound like someone who always gives their boyfriends blowjobs/handjobs and gets nothing in return. She's bitching because maybe she didn't feel like giving him a handjob while he was driving. Same reason that guys usually don't finger their girlfriends when she is driving.
Yeah, I definitely get plenty in return. And thank you 62, I see your point as well. But I'm sure when you date someone you intend to at some point get intimate with them. I can see her being bothered by it being forced too soon in the relationship, but her whole life isn't fucked by it, or her whole day shouldn't be at least, one bit.
#113 - On 07/20/2009 at 8:55am by DuhthatsObvious
You really shouldn't be doing that while he's driving, though. That is so fucking dangerous that it's insane that anyone does it. Not only could he lose control and wreck his car, but the two of you could seriously injure or kill yourself and others on the road. Seriously, do you even think ahead at all? (No pun intended.)
I'm pretty sure your boyfriend was just trying to be funny. You should probably tell him that you don't appreciate when he does that, though.
#65: WELL DUH! Rednecks inbreed all the time! Is that a surprise to you??
#68 - On 07/20/2009 at 4:50am by frenchboy95
You people act like he violated her. They are dating, so he did something immature it's not as of she fought back and said no. Really you feminists need to get over it.
#70 - On 07/20/2009 at 5:09am by 17xVampx17
he kind of did violate her. just because you're dating someone doesn't give you the right to completely disregard his/her right to his/her own body. you don't just grab someone's hand and shove it down your pants. though i do agree with you that his actions were quite immature.
so no, it's not like he raped her or anything. but what he did was unacceptable.
#72 - On 07/20/2009 at 5:19am by theanonimouse
its not even so much that he did it, its all fine and fun sometimes but there is a time and a place for that.
OK, Canadians are NOT assholes thank you very much. As for the whole stuffing of your hand down his pants, if you want to hold his hand put it on his leg and he will hold it, then move it to the middle of the car. My bf would do the same thing probablly... if I didn't do it first. It's called instigating and trying to turn someone on. Unless you don't get turned on by hard cocks.....
um... i kind of have a few more prerequisites before i'm turned on... you know, other than "hard cock."
if that was the only requirement, then damn, i'd be horny all the time!
so is your boyfriend's excuse for foreplay just showing you his "hard cock"? kind of self-absorbed.
#79 - On 07/20/2009 at 5:30am by theanonimouse
haha... now you know my problem. Thankfully self control is a wonderful thing.
And foreplay is a hell of a lot more then that... sheesh. Don't think I let him get off with nothing! lol. Besides he always pleases me so it's good.
well, power to you then! haha
just saying not everyone appreciates their SO being that straightforward, (with the OP being an example of one such person)
#82 - On 07/20/2009 at 5:33am by theanonimouse
I don't mean to sound idiotic, but you DO deserve it for having a boyfriend.
Just make sure he knows you weren't comfortable with this.
I'm fairly sure he was just trying to be funny. I thought it was funny.
Granted, if my boyfriend actually did that I'd be like wtf, so it's understandable that she'd be upset.
I think it's one of those laugh-about-it-later moments... but whatever.
#84 - On 07/20/2009 at 5:45am by Prettyfunny
all those fucking raciest fags, it doesn't matter what race you are ALL GUYS ARE FUCKING HORNY, including myself, whoever thinks they are not horny should go get checked up cos maybe you either got kicked in the balls to many times or ur naturally screwed (but i am not sure about gay people so no comment about them).
Anyway yeah FYL for having to put your hands in his pants while he's driving... not a good sign for safety... he might crash LOL
but i would of at least waited to stop by somewhere :P
#85 - On 07/20/2009 at 5:55am by sf_killer
Why is this such a big deal?
Im sure he jokes around like that with youotherwise he wouldnt of done it.
Get over it and have a nice car ride ;).
#89 - On 07/20/2009 at 6:26am by xBlessedxInxSINx
If he was joking, awkward, but you'd laugh about it later. The way it sounds to me, though, and the way most others seem to be interpreting it, is that he's a selfish, horny guy. I mean, I understand urges and the fact that you're his girlfriend, but that sort of thing really isn't on.
And to those of you questioning holding hands, yeah, people do it all the time, considering that a lot of people drive one handed anyway..
#92 - On 07/20/2009 at 6:29am by naomi9241
Why would he possibly want to hold hands while he is driving? Why would you even think it's a good idea to hold hands while he is driving?
You are really stupid.
dude a lot of couples hold hands while driving how the hell is that stupid. however shoving their hands down your pants might be crossing the line. Theres a time and place for that and this isnt it.
i know what its like to get urges(i get them all the time) but to actually do them is crazy and selfish. He should have at least asked first although maybe that isnt the right time or place
I think you need to recognize that if you love your man he loves you toughing and sucking his cock including in the car!! Hopefully by the time you realize any of this he hasn't cheated on you with a girl that will!!!!!
wow..what an ass..if you didn't wanna do that you shoulda slapped him.
#107 - On 07/20/2009 at 8:18am by perfectgrl6971
As long as there wasn't anyone else in the car, I would have LOLd.
Heck, even if certain friends of ours were in the car, I still would get a laugh. But then again, my boyfriend and I both have dirty senses of humor, and I wouldn't have it any other way! You've gotta laugh, people.
Driving requires two hands, especially around corners. l2 drive then understand why he didnt want to hold hands
It's called "palming the wheel." It makes one-handed driving easier. Learn it. Live it. Love it.
#152 - On 07/20/2009 at 1:16pm by Inoku
How old are you, 16? Did you just come out of driving school and think you are the shit with your newfound driving skills? Grow up, you don't need both hands at all times.
Ok alot of people r saying how Americans r a bunch of dipshits and I completly agree and I'm American. But thinking all Americans are ignoramus's is like thinking all Brits are tea loving over cultured nerds or all French people are wine drinking lazy assholes. Truth is evry culture has good things and bad things. Our good thing BARROCK OBAMA and ur bad thing GORDAN BROWN
Wait, so you agree with everyone that all Americans are dipshits except that you don't agree that all Americans are dipshits?
I would love it if my boyfriend did that.... I would pleasure him 24/7 while he was driving if he wanted.
#121 - On 07/20/2009 at 10:12am by Rascal_620
Oh god she touched her bf's dick...what an FML. Fine she didn't want to give him a handjob while driving, but is this really such a crisis?
#133 - On 07/20/2009 at 10:55am by soulonfire928
oh i would flip a shit if my bf did that to me...is this the first time he did this? its one thing if he randomly did it that one time, but if its happened before and you seemed ok with it then its kinda your fault for not saying something.
#135 - On 07/20/2009 at 11:04am by crazyaces89
I think it's hot. I'm a chick. I don't see a problem with this.
#145 - On 07/20/2009 at 11:57am by picturetaker
Why can't women understand? Most guys don't want to do stupid shit like this all the time. Driving is one of those important times to be safe
#146, dcstream, That is true, but it's even more unsafe to put someones hand down your pants while your driving. So, I would have to say, you're sorta right and wrong.
#147 - On 07/20/2009 at 12:28pm by Microsoftfan
That sucks, OP. My boyfriend likes to hold my hand when we're in the car, though when he's driving it's not as often because he drives a standard and needs to be able to shift. But your boyfriend obviously didn't care about safety, he's just a horny pig. Find someone else...
#149 - On 07/20/2009 at 1:04pm by intotheblue
in fairness it was for your own safety, he wouldnt control the car as much one handed, so shoving it down there kept yous both safe and you still got to hold onto him.
#151 - On 07/20/2009 at 1:14pm by tenniskettle
Alex vik, don't you think a guy having an orgasm from forcing his gf to give him a handjob just mayyyybe would get them in an accident as well? and if you look at the statistics all over the Internet, men get in more accidents than women, get pulled over more frequently, and are more likely to be assholes, like the OP's boyfriend. ;)
i'm a girl. i was driving with 1 hand last night. i was pleasuring myself with my vibrator. i came. and i didn't get into an accident.
#157 - On 07/20/2009 at 2:20pm by pantalones
HAHA. thts worng your on the road and ur arousing urself what if u got an orgasim and u got out of control tht woudlnt be so smart eh and u would have hurt urslef
#161 - On 07/20/2009 at 3:12pm by JustSoLost
Stereotypes may not be cool, but they sure are funny. *cough*America wins*cough*
#167 - On 07/20/2009 at 3:58pm by GothamKnight
I don't understand why people get so mad..
my bf has done this many times(: but he does it in a playful matter and I think he's cute.
but he also takes me hand to hold it while driving too.
then again we've been together for years so we don't get pissed for being playful about our sexuality.
if he's a new bf.. i'd be like WTF.
if you've been together for a while.. don't be so uptight(:
#168 - On 07/20/2009 at 4:04pm by danettestrong
God, my boyfriend would never do that. And I'm American. So is he. So shut the fuck up.
On one hand, he shouldn't just assume that you want what he wants. On the other hand, just jerk him off then get him to hold your hand. No big deal.
Is it bad that ive done that lol. Though if they didn't want to touch me there i wouldn't exactly fore them i'd give them achance to take thier hand out. if you didn't want your hand down his pants just take your hand out. but why would you not want your hand down there lol.
#177 - On 07/20/2009 at 6:43pm by lifeloathesme
My boyfriend totally respects me but he'll do playful things like this sometimes. If I said I didn't feel like it he wouldn't get mad at me or anything. We're just always all over each other and have a lot of sex...I say it depends on the situation. If your bf is making you uncomfortable, which he obviously is, tell him that you find that disrespectful. If he gets angry about this or refuses to quit then drop him.
#179 - On 07/20/2009 at 9:00pm by dramakat11
To DanceOnTheEdge:
Our boyfriends have something in common. lol. I understand why this is an FML. Sometimes we just wanna hold their hand- like after you haven't seen them for 6 weeks and have a 7 hour car drive together.
However, your life is not fucked. It's either something you enjoy or you don't- you're in the mood or you aren't. Next time propose he returns the favor. He may be more willing than you expect.
Good Luck.
You deserve it for not knowing that holding out your hand is the universal sign for "do you want a handjob?" :P
well at least you know that he is turned on by you and he wants you ahah :]
#183 - On 07/20/2009 at 11:09pm by heyhey1880
Soooo your life is fucked because your boyfriend wanted to be sexual with you?
Oh yeah. Fuck your life indeed. -eyeroll-
#185 - On 07/21/2009 at 12:42am by Ianslilgoofball
YDI for not already having your hand in his pants. Thank your boyfriend for me though on removing a crappy girlfriend from the pool.
my boyfriend does this every time we're in the car too. my friend told me she said she had given her boyfriend blue balls the other day, and i was jealous of her because "i always need to take care of what i start". but i dodnt even start it just happens when we're kissing?
#194 - On 07/21/2009 at 8:54am by dancegrldiva
You are a bit stuck up. Sure if he just wanted to get his rocks off then I could understand the anger but I could see myself doing that just because it's funny and my girlfriend would see the humour in it too.
Maybe you should be more receptive to giving out the lovin’.
#197 - On 07/21/2009 at 2:37pm by SarlaccBits
YDI for being a shitty girlfriend. This FML makes it sound like you're scared to touch his penis, grow the fuck up, holy shit. My boyfriend shoves my hand down his pants and I get to it, y'know? ;)
#200 - On 07/21/2009 at 4:15pm by achristie9
Maybe she didn't want to crash because her boyfriend wanted a handjob while driving? If anyone's shitty, it's the boyfriend. Sex can wait until you're not driving two tons of metal going 70 miles an hour.
#203 - On 07/21/2009 at 5:23pm by kittengrl39
Hahahahahahaha, my boyfriend would totally do that! Horndogss, (:
#204 - On 07/21/2009 at 6:25pm by lilnat0923
You find out your boyfriend is attracted to you and you respond with FML? Bet your fun to spend time with.
This situation really doesn't have anything to do with attraction. More like just a sexual urge so he disrespectfully forced her hand down his pants when she was just trying to hold hands.
Why on Earth would you try to hold hands with someone who's driving? Sounds like an accident waiting to happen.
Haha! I'm so sorry! That sounds really surprising. Though, I'm sure it was much more embarrassing for him than it was for you when you freaked out and told him that was NOT what you meant. xD
#217 - On 07/23/2009 at 7:49pm by NoteMyGrin
uhhh what is it with guys?! My man does this to me all the time. His favorite is when I've just washed my hands.
#222 - On 07/30/2009 at 3:33am by ShortyBBangin
Wow. Classy. It's silly that people are actually arguing that you should be pleased by his attraction to you. As if you're the fortunate one for his lack in tact. Hmm. There are plenty of guys out there that are respectful enough not to do something like that in situations that don't call for it. e_e
#223 - On 08/15/2009 at 5:34pm by Adora
YDI for offering your hand to him thinking that hed take it WHILE DRIVING. a lot of guys dont like doing shit like that bc its distracting.
#225 - On 10/25/2009 at 1:48pm by jazzmancarron
I agree with #227..the man has needs, do your job woman
#228 - On 11/10/2009 at 10:51am by is_this_a_joke
my bf does use to do this to me just grab his balls and give them a painful squeez or flick them he'll stop :))
#229 - On 01/08/2010 at 1:29pm by Gutineda_9
Yeah, give his balls a squeeze while he's driving. See if you guys crash. That'll teach him. BTW, The only time I ever hit a woman was when she hit me in the balls.
