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Today, I was going to confess to my best friend that I am madly in love with her. I called her up only to find her crying. She was upset that she might be pregnant with some guy. FML


I agree, your life sucks (36506) - you deserved it (2663)

On 11/25/2008 at 1:05pm - love - by Noname - Canada (Manitoba)

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you could still tell her.

be her support system if this guy isnt.

#7 - On 03/24/2009 at 6:02pm by jbabe

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ugh, thats terrible.... sorry dude

#6 - On 03/18/2009 at 12:49am by mrs_cullenx3

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