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Today, I was going to confess to my best friend that I am madly in love with her. I called her up only to find her crying. She was upset that she might be pregnant with some guy. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (26459) - you deserved it (1808)

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you could still tell her.

be her support system if this guy isnt.

#7 - On 03/24/2009 at 6:02pm by jbabe

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Are you kidding me? This is great news! If you'd done it earlier you probably would have stayed with her and had this guys kid. Now you can lay back and find out if she's worth it!

#2 - On 02/15/2009 at 1:09pm by Johnny

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