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Today, I was at a party at the house of the guy I really like. We were talking when he pulled me into his room. I was excited he was finally taking our friendship to the next level, until he handed me a stick of deodorant, saying "I didn't wanna tell you in the hallway, but you really need this." FML

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On 07/12/2009 at 8:41pm - love - by Dee (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

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well if u guys r frends then its a good thing that he cares enough to tell u bout it

#3 - On 07/13/2009 at 4:02am by fabbitsrabbit

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sounds like a good friend to me, who cares if he doesn't want to be with you? at least he cares enough not to let you walk around a party smelling bad.

#4 - On 07/13/2009 at 4:03am by Seti

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