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Today, I went on a first date with a guy I really hit it off with. Then he admitted that he was a recovering heroin addict and had to cut our date short to go to the methadone clinic. When I got home, I realized that my wallet was missing $40. I think he lied about the "recovering" part. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (35771) - you deserved it (3405)

On 07/12/2009 at 9:29am - love - by vividrabbit (woman) - United States (New Hampshire)

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Ever thought that MAYBE you POSSIBLY left the $40 at the restaurant, leaving it to pay for the bill but ACCIDENTALLY paying too much without noticing? You shouldn't just jump to the conclusion that your date stole it just because they take/took drugs.

#14 - On 07/12/2009 at 3:08pm by Rixxieee

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ewwwww well look at it this way, at least now you don't have to waste your time on a 2nd date

#1 - On 07/12/2009 at 2:20pm by ChefFrenchie

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