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Today, I went on a first date with a guy I really hit it off with. Then he admitted that he was a recovering heroin addict and had to cut our date short to go to the methadone clinic. When I got home, I realized that my wallet was missing $40. I think he lied about the "recovering" part. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (34298) - you deserved it (3240)

On 07/12/2009 at 9:29am - love - by vividrabbit (woman) - United States (New Hampshire)

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