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Today, my best guy friend set me up on a blind date. Almost immediately after the guy and I sat down, he excused himself to make a call. A couple of feet away from our table, I heard him say, "Come on, Justin, this is the best you could do??" Over the phone. Justin is the guy who set us up. FML

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On 07/11/2009 at 9:19pm - love - by blind_loser (woman) - United States (Illinois)

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that's why you don't go on blind dates .

#2 - On 07/12/2009 at 3:49am by Orchid

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When he comes back you should be sitting at the table talking to your "friend"

"Yea, no he's a little under average looking, kind of awkward. Oh hey, I'll call you later, he's coming back."

Make sure he hears you.

#5 - On 07/12/2009 at 3:57am by too_much_fun

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