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Today, I paid $80 to change my cell number because my ex-girlfriend had been stalking me. To inform all of my friends of the change, I sent a mass text message to everyone in my phonebook. Including my ex. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (8479) - you deserved it (54713)

On 07/10/2009 at 3:15pm - love - by Blackberry (man) - Canada (British Columbia)

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