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Today, my boyfriend called me to break up with me. Immediately after we hung up, I started crying hysterically. I thought I dialed my best friend, and as soon as the line picked up, I yelled, "That motherfucker broke up with me!" My now ex-boyfriend replied, "Yeah, I know I did." FML
You yelled? You called him a 'motherfucker' because he broke up with you? No wonder the poor guy dumped you, no one likes a crazy.
Lol, i'd b like... NO!! I meant my other boyfriend.. Th 1 i was cheating on you with!!
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Friday 3 July 2015