Break-ups and Love: Today, my boyfriend called me to break up with me. Immediately...

By Anonymous - 10/07/2009 18:47 - United States

Today, my boyfriend called me to break up with me. Immediately after we hung up, I started crying hysterically. I thought I dialed my best friend, and as soon as the line picked up, I yelled, "That motherfucker broke up with me!" My now ex-boyfriend replied, "Yeah, I know I did." FML

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By Anonymous - 15/05/2013 15:16 - United States

Today, my ex-boyfriend called my parents to let them know I broke up with him. He was sobbing. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/08/2009 02:05 - United States

Today, my boyfriend sent me a text saying to call him. When I did, it went straight to voicemail. It was a recording of him breaking up with me. He broke up with me over the phone, without even talking to me. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/08/2018 14:30

Today, I called my boyfriend and a woman answered. Turns out, she's also his girlfriend. She broke up with me on his behalf. FML

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By life_isnt_fair - 09/03/2011 08:27 - United States

Today, my boyfriend called me and dumped me. Thirty minutes later he called asking for me back. When I asked why, he said "The other girl dumped me." FML

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Perfect timing

By Anonymous - 10/08/2009 20:18 - United Kingdom

Today, my friend and I were arguing over whose boyfriend was better. Just as I was about to convince her, my boyfriend rang. Trying to start the perfect conversation, I put him on speaker phone and answered, "Hey Tiger, I was just thinking about you!" He broke up with me on speaker. FML

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By whoababy55 - 21/08/2009 17:07 - United States

Today, at around 1 am, my boyfriend drunk-dialed and broke up with me. He didn't seem to remember he had already broken up with me yesterday. Thanks for reminding me. FML

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By me - 12/07/2011 04:20 - United States

Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I had only been dating him for about a month. Thinking he wouldn't take it very hard, I invited him over so I could tell him in person. Little did I know he was going to start crying on my couch and not leave for 5 hours. FML

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Don't care

By grreeatttt - 31/01/2009 01:57 - United States

Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I called him about two minutes after, and he'd already fallen asleep. FML

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By Face_loser - 24/11/2009 08:11 - United States

Today, I had to break up with my girlfriend on her request because she "didn't have the heart to do it." Within twenty minutes I'd received 4 calls from mutual friends, including my best friend, telling me what a jerk I am. And one from my mom. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/11/2009 06:06 - United States

Today, my boyfriend told his best friend to text my sister telling her to tell me that he was breaking up with me. FML

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irishlassie731 0

Friday 10 July 2009 23:40

...yeah, that would work reeeeeeal well.

xxmollyxx 25

Saturday 11 July 2009 0:32

I'm sure most people would've done the same.

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NewLight8421 0

Friday 10 July 2009 23:37

#4:agreed [:

Seti_fml 0

Friday 10 July 2009 23:39

you definitely deserved that.

khxx11 1

Friday 10 July 2009 23:48

you deserved it. haha agreed #4 :)

SirGetlowww 0

Friday 10 July 2009 23:50

awww, that's not funny at all thats really sad ))):

Shadowdra126 0

Friday 10 July 2009 23:51

I think he deserved u yelling at him

NamiSuiteheart 0

Saturday 11 July 2009 0:00

I'm sure I've read this before.

AnaMaree 0

Saturday 11 July 2009 0:17

YDI for crying over your ex.

jannie22 0

Friday 29 July 2011 19:18

oh ******* grow up. maybe op and her boyfriend where dating a long time. may you never find happiness, bitch.

samimcCune 15

Thursday 20 June 2013 5:36

because you have never cried over an ex, a day in your miserable life. well i call bullshit on that. either that or no ones ever liked you enough to be your significant other, let alone your ex. she my have deserved to be dumped, we truly don't know, but your meanness was unnecessary. so i will nicely ask you to take your naive attitude, and stupid comments somewhere else.