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Today, my husband gave me an ultimatum - choose him or my male best friend. I chose my husband. My husband then admitted to me that he was hoping I would choose my best friend so he would have an excuse to leave me and wouldn't have to tell me he's been cheating on me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (62221) - you deserved it (3807)

On 07/10/2009 at 5:21am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

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Ouch, harsh. Well, at least you can divorce his cheating ass now.

#1 - On 07/10/2009 at 10:04am by Maddoctor

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Tell him you only chose him to cover up your affair with the best friend

#3 - On 07/10/2009 at 10:06am by wowfmlife

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