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Today, my boyfriend of 5 years admitted why his pet name for me is "his beautiful swan". Apparently, the first few years we were dating, he and his friends secretly referred to me as "the ugly duckling" because my sister was so much hotter. FML

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On 07/09/2009 at 1:50pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

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His friends are total assholes, but at least HE loves you, right ? :]

#1 - On 07/09/2009 at 7:06pm by JFox

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at least now he thinks you're beautiful, right?
at least I hope so...

#4 - On 07/09/2009 at 7:10pm by meanie_monday

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