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Today, my boyfriend of 5 years admitted why his pet name for me is "his beautiful swan". Apparently, the first few years we were dating, he and his friends secretly referred to me as "the ugly duckling" because my sister was so much hotter. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (43716) - you deserved it (2038)

On 07/09/2009 at 1:50pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

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