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Today, I was looking at my friend's dad's Facebook pictures because he recently posted a status update. I saw him at a bar with some ugly hooker that he was feeling up in almost every picture. After about 10 minutes of ridiculing and laughing at this ugly woman, I realize it's my mom in a wig. FML

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Either you needa get glasses,
or your mom needs to get a better disguise.

#7 - On 07/09/2009 at 3:25am by justxmyxluck

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I just think its weird that you spent ten minutes looking at a picture of your friend's dad with an ugly hooker. I bet after ten MORE minutes you realized it was your grandma in a wig who looks a lot like your mom.

#10 - On 07/09/2009 at 3:47am by deathbunny256

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