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Today, I thought my boyfriend of 6 years was going to propose to me. We're highschool sweethearts and he was my first. Just when he was looking into my eyes he says, " I've been seeing someone else for 2 years and I'm choosing her over you... it was a tough decision". FML

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I agree, your life sucks (56506) - you deserved it (2675)

On 07/06/2009 at 7:27pm - love - by imaloser (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

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Wow, that sucks....I'm sorry. Hope the next few months are okay for you.

On the bright side - way to dodge a bullet. If he did it once, chances are he'll do it again.

#6 - On 07/07/2009 at 3:41am by red_orchid

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He's dead isn't he. So did you run him down in your car? When's the trial?

#15 - On 07/07/2009 at 4:17am by Peroxide

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