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Today, I gave the option to my boyfriend of 5 years to either quit World of Warcraft of lose me. He said WOW makes him happier. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (43963) - you deserved it (23001)

On 07/06/2009 at 6:51am - love - by dumpedovergame (woman) - United States (California)

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Girls need to stop giving guys ultimatums. Why can't we have both?

#4 - On 07/06/2009 at 2:32pm by This_Guy

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Never give guys ultimatums. It just makes us resent you, and chances are, if we like something enough that u feel u need to give an ultimatum, ur gonna lose

#8 - On 07/06/2009 at 2:33pm by irishdubr

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