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Today, was my wedding day. Right before I walked down the aisle in my gorgeous white dress the woman who did my makeup saw a blemish. She went to squirt concealer on her finger and squirted the orange concealer all over my dress. FML

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On 07/05/2009 at 12:48pm - love - by squirt (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

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That's so messed up. But, fuck it. You're getting married to a man that you really love (hopefully). That beats a dress any day.

#9 - On 07/05/2009 at 5:11pm by College_Aphro

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I hope to Christ the dumbass makeup lady didn't think she was still getting paid after that.

#10 - On 07/05/2009 at 5:15pm by MURPHYCHACHO

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