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Today, was my wedding day. Right before I walked down the aisle in my gorgeous white dress the woman who did my makeup saw a blemish. She went to squirt concealer on her finger and squirted the orange concealer all over my dress. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (45155) - you deserved it (1861)

On 07/05/2009 at 12:48pm - love - by squirt (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

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