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Today, I was in one of those lucid half sleeps with my boyfriend. Not fully awake to control myself, I ripped ass. I had no idea what to do. I pretended to still be sleeping. I'm pretty sure he noticed because he patted me on the back in a congratulatory sort of way. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (13469) - you deserved it (4220)

On 01/29/2009 at 7:13pm - love - by amg85904 - United States (Ohio)

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