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Today, I was in one of those lucid half sleeps with my boyfriend. Not fully awake to control myself, I ripped ass. I had no idea what to do. I pretended to still be sleeping. I'm pretty sure he noticed because he patted me on the back in a congratulatory sort of way. FML
My husband farted so bad last night, he woke our baby and the baby cried.
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Friday 17 October 2014