Today, I was in one of those lucid half sleeps with my boyfriend. Not fully awake to control myself, I ripped ass. I had no idea what to do. I pretended to still be sleeping. I'm pretty sure he noticed because he patted me on the back in a congratulatory sort of way. FML

by amg85904 / 01/29/2009 at 7:13pm / United States (Ohio) / Love

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  • I just laughed so hard I farted.

    #3 - On 02/03/2009 at 10:24am by Drew_D

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  • My husband farted so bad last night, he woke our baby and the baby cried.

    #15 - On 02/12/2009 at 2:24pm by alwaysalady

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