Today, I checked my voicemail. I was really surprised to hear an adorable message from my boyfriend, who was vacationing in Florida. I was even more surprised to hear him having sex with some other girl for the last seven minutes of the message. FML
I agree, your life sucks (42271) - you totally deserved it (1354)
On 07/04/2009 at 11:51am - intimacy - by hangup (woman) - United States (Illinois)
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They only record up to 1 minute unless its a old tape 1.. which i dont think you have... LIAR
People still use tapes for voice mail? That's a shame...
OP: That sucks. Well he'll surely be surprised about you breaking up with him LOL
#65 - On 07/04/2009 at 4:25pm by bdaniels362
#17 I beg to differ. My friends have a habit of leaving me 5-minute voicemails just to annoy me.
#69 - On 07/04/2009 at 4:53pm by eastmanwolf
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Hmmm...not sure if this is true. The last thing a guy wants to do before he gets some ass from a girl is tell her, "Hold on slut, I want to call my REAL girlfriend and leave her a romantic message."
Next, I don't care what kind of phone you have, ten minutes (or more than seven whatever) for a voicemail message? No, I don't think so. Sorry. Wayyyy too much time.
sorry aish or whatver it is...youre completely wrong on that part because i have had a ten minute message before...and some men are just pigs and they would do soemthing like that
#90 - On 07/04/2009 at 7:18pm by suicide_girl
@90 well then she totally deserves it for dating someone whos clearly a "pig"
#92 - On 07/04/2009 at 8:23pm by organisedchaos
Them Florida prostitutes.... Just too damn tempting. I hope he had to pay alot for her. cause now hes payin with his heart and his penis
#98 - On 07/04/2009 at 10:53pm by MasterModeraor
Maybe he was talking to the other girl, and ACCIDENTALLY called his real girlfriend?
And voice mails do last that long. My friends call me and leave me 10 minute voice mails constantly to annoy me.
#99 - On 07/04/2009 at 10:56pm by inerdablanket
wow...i've never called anyone who had a voicemail of 7 minutes. that's ridiculous.
#102 - On 07/05/2009 at 1:07am by curryndricegirll
perhaps she wasnt aware of the fact that he was a pig - he was clearly sneaky seeing as he covered his tracks by calling her and leaving a nice message before getting into it with this other chick, just not well enough apparently seeing as he forgot to hang up.
#103 - On 07/05/2009 at 2:04am by ms33
Yeah really, it could've been porn in the background...
#111 - On 07/05/2009 at 11:30am by quarterback
He probably called her and said those things to make her believe he's not doing anything wrong...are you that stupid? and I've easily had 10 minute messages on my cell phone before, it's not rocket science -_-
#113 - On 07/05/2009 at 8:29pm by skittlesxmonster
yeeeah, how exactly do you hear someone having sex...?
and for seven minutes? wow.
#114 - On 07/05/2009 at 9:06pm by lalaimbored
HAHA, I know people who hated their partners and have done this intentionally.
#112 - On 07/05/2009 at 4:12pm by licwid
I know, right?
"Shit, I feel kinda guilty about this. I'm going to call my girlfriend."
"Oh, I'll just get up and -"
"Nonono, just stay right there, it'll only take a second."
"..."
*beep beep boop boop beep beep beep*
"...Hey babe!"
Sexay.
Hey, better that you heard it, in my opinion. Now you can leave the manwhore and find someone better.
That really sucks.. hope he gets run over or something.
#21 - On 07/04/2009 at 2:16pm by alexis0fdreams
That sucks.... I have had that happen!!!!! Then I took a bat to his truck!
#22 - On 07/04/2009 at 2:17pm by SweetTea90
I have loads of voicemails that go to at least 15 minutes. Unfortunatly some of the are of a friend of mine having sex with her boyfriend. You'd think she'd learn to turn her phone off before doing someone by now. Ew, I'm giving too much information. So yeah, this is a FYL and you should get back at him.
#74 - On 07/04/2009 at 5:17pm by ZombieKnickers
You should send a steamier reply.
Kick him to the curb though, cheaters never change and you've got one on your hands.
#27 - On 07/04/2009 at 2:26pm by startafire
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Ow, that is terribly.
When my boyfriend brek up with me, i send him an e-mail with the song Fuck you by Lily Allen and said it was from me. He getted so mad. Lol. But, that isn´t the same, caus he wasn´cheating on me... i mean, i didn´have sex with him! I am to young and... just forget it. Lol. x]
#28 - On 07/04/2009 at 2:32pm by Sparkled
lol #28, how old are you, 12? please learn how to type/speak english properly.
#52 - On 07/04/2009 at 3:46pm by lolatyouhaha
If you sent him an email with an attachment, wouldn't he already know its from you? Seeing how its your email address that comes up and all that... So why would you have to say its from you?
#76 - On 07/04/2009 at 5:22pm by ZombieKnickers
The people on this site need to start moderating the people who sign up for FML. We don't need 10 year olds complaining about their exes in complete jibberish.
#82 - On 07/04/2009 at 6:17pm by srpkinja31
sorry people but even on a cell phone you can leave a voicemail message as long as you want...only if the other person has it set up that way...but karmas a bitch i hope you gte him back...just go fuck his brother to get back at him :D
#30 - On 07/04/2009 at 2:46pm by suicide_girl
What if he don´t have a brother? Go f*** his bestfriend or something.
#32 - On 07/04/2009 at 2:51pm by Sparkled
Girl... was thinking the same thing. If there is no brother, then fuck his uncle. or his mother. like a boss... at least someone who has a some authority over him so he's doubly fucked. >.>
Evil plans indeed. and surely she knows what her boyfriend sounds like having sex vs. faping to porn. These are different sounds. Anyone unsure of this is not doing it right.
I like your idea, she could also hit his car with a bat and then when police ask be like with the most innocent face " No officer, I have been home and I would never do something like that. Only a crazy bitch would do that"
#45 - On 07/04/2009 at 3:25pm by SweetTea90
what if his best friend was a girl o wait that would be kinda hot nvm
#48 - On 07/04/2009 at 3:29pm by Enigma1313
Sorry for saying this, but isn´t that a little dumb? I mean, it is not very smart to lie to a police.
#49 - On 07/04/2009 at 3:29pm by Sparkled
My dear, there is a fine line between what is said as a joke, and what is said in a completely serious manner.
You'd do well to learn it.
#53 - On 07/04/2009 at 3:47pm by AndelleRae
no he said it to the invisible fairy that lives in his head...... lets hope you know what sarcasm is?
I got away with it....... lol I know its dumb but thats what a bf gets when you catch him in the act. His truck gets smashed.
#64 - On 07/04/2009 at 4:19pm by SweetTea90
hahah pure ingenious...i think you have to know what a joke is to get it *sparkled*
#71 - On 07/04/2009 at 5:06pm by suicide_girl
Hey, I've had some great times with that fairy! (FYI, though, I'm a she, not a he. :-p)
#85 - On 07/04/2009 at 6:51pm by AndelleRae
oh the fun little things that run through my head all day ;)
#91 - On 07/04/2009 at 7:21pm by suicide_girl
i like the way this ended. its like a suspense movie with the odd twist at the end, she WASNT joking. ooo..
#93 - On 07/04/2009 at 8:29pm by organisedchaos
You should call him up, leave him a sweet and thoughtful message, and then do the EXACT same thing. just start having sex with some other dude. Make sure it's really loud (:
the real sad part is that you actual stayed on the phone and listened to him having sex for 7 minutes istead of hanging up
Today, i was having a one night stand with some guy. He surprised me by calling his girlfriend to leave a cute message before the sex. It only lasted 7 minutes. I'm not talking about the phone call. FML
To everyone who claims that voice mails can't be longer than 1 minute are idiots. That may be true on some devices but I can name countless times where I've left 10 minute prank calls on my friend's phone and I can even take a screen shot of my visual voice mail on my G1 that shows some messages that I have that are even five minutes long. God I hate people who act like they know everything and come off as so damn convicted about it =/
#54 - On 07/04/2009 at 3:48pm by stfuminjakid
Cassette? Whaaaat?
Just kidding, of course i know what a cassete is, it is just not that... popular. Lol. xD
#59 - On 07/04/2009 at 3:56pm by Sparkled
Not sure why you listened to the entire seven minutes of it, or why he'd start having sex that soon after leaving you a message, so I'm kinda wondering if this is even real.
#60 - On 07/04/2009 at 3:58pm by jmgirl
have all his shit packed at the door when he gets back and if he asks why his stuff is at the door say ask that bitch you were fucking in florida
hahah awesome...that one just made my day. thanks seb12992
#80 - On 07/04/2009 at 5:53pm by suicide_girl
k serrrriously, sparkled,
how old are you? like 9?....
#89 - On 07/04/2009 at 7:09pm by xxrawr_betchxx
What cellphone services let you go over 5 minutes? Most cut you off at around 3.
#104 - On 07/05/2009 at 2:47am by MoobyTheCow
EPIC. FAIL.
Those are the first two things that come into mind when I think of your BF :D
Yeah. Remind him to press the red button to actually stop the voicemail next time.
Exactly what Aish said. They hit both the things I was thinking. For the first time I'm gonna have to call b.s. on an FML.
YDI for listening to the full voicemail to know he was having sex on your voicemail for seven minutes.
#118 - On 07/06/2009 at 10:40pm by jessicaclaire
How could he not possibly notice that he didnt trun off the voice mail after finishing his message?
Well anyways, that was pretty dry & harsh
and the best solution for this is dumping him!
#119 - On 07/15/2009 at 4:57pm by xxXXxriro_kxxXXx
63 is a genius....i prefer the unicorn that lives in my head though....
And FYL for listening to the whole voicemail............
