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Today, I looked in my pocket for the phone number of a girl I met last night at a party. I remembered us talking and exchanging phone numbers. When I found the piece of paper, I discovered that instead of writing her number down, I had drunkenly written down my own. FML

I agree, your life sucks (5516) - you totally deserved it (25641)

On 07/04/2009 at 1:54am - love - by mrdave (man) - Canada (Ontario)

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Ha ha. Sucks for you.

#1 - On 07/04/2009 at 10:03am by iSmellNice

LOL I agree with #1 bad luck, hopefully she calls you!

#23 - On 07/04/2009 at 12:07pm by narks

Meh, she still has your number, right? Unless the world just really hates you...

#37 - On 07/05/2009 at 9:22am by MrGlad

Wow.

#2 - On 07/04/2009 at 10:08am by Kyothine

Hopefully she'll call you.

#3 - On 07/04/2009 at 10:13am by Linda_NH

That's what alcohol can do to you.

#4 - On 07/04/2009 at 10:13am by MaramaBreaksFace

What's worse is that you were probably raped.

#5 - On 07/04/2009 at 10:13am by Rockey

wtf? ha ha ha!

#9 - On 07/04/2009 at 10:36am by bellaellaella

lmao niceeeeeeee

#31 - On 07/04/2009 at 5:54pm by dinosaursgorawr

Sweetness! Lmfao that sounds like something I'd do.

#6 - On 07/04/2009 at 10:14am by Dboy23

lmao

#7 - On 07/04/2009 at 10:29am by rafaelaugusto94

lmao! if you were too drunk to write down a phone number she's probably not as cute as you remember.

#8 - On 07/04/2009 at 10:34am by bellaellaella

haha... my thoughts exactly :)

#26 - On 07/04/2009 at 1:11pm by uneekfreak16

For the hell of it, call yourself. And call yourself a retard.

#10 - On 07/04/2009 at 10:39am by zach5

lmao XD

#36 - On 07/05/2009 at 6:02am by mylittlecrow

hahahahahahahahhahahahahhahahhaha

#11 - On 07/04/2009 at 10:43am by monsterhospital

This is why you should always get the girl to write down her number on your arm and wear it around for a while. Then your friends if any will know that you scored.

#12 - On 07/04/2009 at 10:47am by livingdeath

you stud. :D

#28 - On 07/04/2009 at 3:54pm by mercyFML

#10 wins.

#13 - On 07/04/2009 at 10:48am by angorashi

At least you (tried) to get her phone number and not the other way around. If the girl gets your phone number, she's probably trying to get you off her back if she doesn't want her number in your phone.

#14 - On 07/04/2009 at 10:51am by livingdeath

If you were THAT drunk she was probably a dog, anyway. Or a guy.

#15 - On 07/04/2009 at 10:59am by aback

hehehe you probably deserved it XD jk but seriously that sucks, lets hope she calls you soon ;)

#16 - On 07/04/2009 at 11:10am by DemonicAngel151

she probably wrote down your number on purpose cuz you might just be the type of creeper that hits on drunk girls.

#17 - On 07/04/2009 at 11:12am by ohhemmgee33

Haha, I was thinking something similar. Like, perhaps he gave her his number and when he asked for hers, she just read it back to him. I don't think she'll be calling him :p

#27 - On 07/04/2009 at 2:16pm by simplesimplicity

Dumb shit

#18 - On 07/04/2009 at 11:23am by KiddNYC10

sounds like youll be fucking your sock once again

#19 - On 07/04/2009 at 11:28am by Colby_Colbert

lol'd

#24 - On 07/04/2009 at 12:43pm by Zerooo

lol #10

#20 - On 07/04/2009 at 11:29am by Colby_Colbert

ouch

#21 - On 07/04/2009 at 11:49am by GarbleMuffin

Is your phone number right ?
Not so drunken, then ... too bad !

#22 - On 07/04/2009 at 12:01pm by ladybird

YDI for getting so drunk you can't think straight. Only idiot frat boys and kids drinking for the first time get wasted like that. Cool people just get casually tipsy.

#25 - On 07/04/2009 at 12:56pm by blalien

I laughed aloud at this one. It's pathetic but it's kinda cute. Hopefully you wrote your number on HER paper as well (or she did) and she calls you and then you CAN get her number and she'll never have to know about this brain-absent moment. A tip though: don't get so drunk...

#29 - On 07/04/2009 at 4:13pm by jmgirl

#29 are u series with ur tip?
get as drunk as u can or dont even drink!

#30 - On 07/04/2009 at 4:58pm by iBou

I don't get how this is an FML. She has YOUR number. if she wants to see you again, she'll call you.

#30, what?

#32 - On 07/04/2009 at 6:18pm by lilallykat87

you lost me #30. proper punctuation ftw

#33 - On 07/04/2009 at 7:58pm by cla1re

hahaha, im sorry
i think everyone should drink as much as he can, or dont even drink...
thats why they added alcohol to beer ^o)

#34 - On 07/05/2009 at 3:19am by iBou

bummer...

#35 - On 07/05/2009 at 3:22am by Topguy

Imagine if in her drunken stupor, she wrote her own number down on the piece of paper she kept as well.....classic!

#38 - On 07/05/2009 at 11:19pm by drahcir

hopefully, she'll call you......

#39 - On 07/21/2009 at 3:26pm by Guitarist45

10 ftw!!!

and no, she has a piece of paper with her phone # on it too :)

#40 - On 07/30/2009 at 6:27pm by rakhil11

Well, if she likes you enough, she'll ring you. Problem solved, your life doesn't suck.

#41 - On 09/06/2009 at 7:13pm by HarrowdownSam

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