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Today, I looked in my pocket for the phone number of a girl I met last night at a party. I remembered us talking and exchanging phone numbers. When I found the piece of paper, I discovered that instead of writing her number down, I had drunkenly written down my own. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (8747) - you deserved it (41328)

On 07/04/2009 at 1:54am - love - by mrdave (man) - Canada (Ontario)

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For the hell of it, call yourself. And call yourself a retard.

#10 - On 07/04/2009 at 10:39am by zach5

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Hopefully she'll call you.

#3 - On 07/04/2009 at 10:13am by Linda_NH

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