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Today, I exchanged numbers with this guy in the McDonald's drive-thru. When he asked why I gave him my number I told him I thought he had a nice smile. When I asked him the same question, he responded with "I just thought you had a nice rack". FML

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I agree, your life sucks (8924) - you deserved it (31046)

On 07/03/2009 at 12:23pm - love - by dreamer2639 (woman) - United States (Ohio)

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