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Today, I was walking down the street, when a man behind me tapped me on the shoulder. He gave a $5 bill and said that he thought I had dropped it. Not having the integrity to turn him down, I took it. I spent the next 20 minutes being chased by a crazy hobo who claimed that it was his. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (7941) - you deserved it (32277)

On 07/03/2009 at 2:29am - love - by pinkrazrgirl247 - United States

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