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Today, my girlfriend left me. The reason? She's not actually a lesbian. She has been using our relationship to piss off her conservative parents. We've been together for over a year, and I've been in love with her for over five. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (66747) - you deserved it (7926)

On 07/02/2009 at 9:33pm - love - by heart-broken (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

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That's one spiteful bitch. You should sneak into her room while she's sleeping and shave her head, so she really looks like a lesbian.


I kid, I kid. Please refrain from the "omgz U R teh stereotyperest!!1" comments.

#3 - On 07/03/2009 at 3:55am by thunderbrave

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I would venture that the fact that you were in love with her for 4 years BEFORE you were together is a bigger FML.

That said, that totally sucks.

#1 - On 07/03/2009 at 3:51am by AlphaC

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