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Today, my girlfriend left me. The reason? She's not actually a lesbian. She has been using our relationship to piss off her conservative parents. We've been together for over a year, and I've been in love with her for over five. FML
That's one spiteful bitch. You should sneak into her room while she's sleeping and shave her head, so she really looks like a lesbian.
I kid, I kid. Please refrain from the "omgz U R teh stereotyperest!!1" comments.
I would venture that the fact that you were in love with her for 4 years BEFORE you were together is a bigger FML.
That said, that totally sucks.
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Friday 17 October 2014