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Today, I went to my fiancé's house to have dinner with his family for the first time. Trying to be polite at the end of the meal I went to take the plates in to the kitchen. I overestimated how heavy the half-finished soup pot was, and threw soup all over myself and future mother-in-law. FML


I agree, your life sucks (38004) - you deserved it (6556)

On 07/02/2009 at 8:12pm - love - by Damnsoup (woman) - United Kingdom (Stockport)

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Okay, totally embarrassing...but we all do stupid stuff like that sometimes! lol

#1 - On 07/03/2009 at 3:48am by BlackBirdBillie

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I agree that lolwst and Shizden are brainless idiots.

#44 - On 07/03/2009 at 7:36am by rjk1991

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