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Today, I was eating at Steak N' Shake. I noticed that the cute waitress was checking me out. When I was done with my meal she wrote her number on the ticket. So, as I was walking out the door, I turned around to wave at her, and walked into a metal bar next to the door. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (41791) - you deserved it (20435)

On 03/15/2009 at 12:20am - love - by Raw95 (man) - United States (Kentucky)

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I see this as more of a positive event than a negative one. You got a hot chick's number. So what if you didn't watch where you went? To me this just sounds like calling for attention and shouldn't be on here. >_>

#4 - On 03/15/2009 at 7:43am by metalyoshi9

See in context

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Haven't we had enough of these already? This site is filled with similar ones.

#1 - On 03/15/2009 at 7:06am by arienh4

See in context

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