Love: Today, I was eating at Steak N' Shake. I noticed that the cute...

By Raw95 - 15/03/2009 04:20 - United States

Today, I was eating at Steak N' Shake. I noticed that the cute waitress was checking me out. When I was done with my meal she wrote her number on the ticket. So, as I was walking out the door, I turned around to wave at her, and walked into a metal bar next to the door. FML

I agree, your life sucks 52 884

You deserved it 24 578

Epic Easter: Chases and Chutes
From egg hunts gone wrong to unforgettable family dinners, Easter has never been so much fun! More…

Previous FML Next FML

Same thing different taste

Fat chance

By Dave - 23/04/2012 13:22 - United States - Brookfield

Today, I left my number on my receipt for a cute waitress. As I was leaving the bar, she came running out and called me over. I obviously got excited. Turns out I'd forgotten to sign my slip. FML

I agree, your life sucks 12 654

You deserved it 22 022

Pleased to meet you

By footinmouth - 13/09/2009 05:14 - United States

Today, I went to a restaurant with some friends. I noticed a very cute waitress about my age, so I walked over to her and asked if she had a boyfriend. The extremely fit, attractive waiter standing next to her immediately turned, held out his hand and goes, "Yeah. Meet me." FML

I agree, your life sucks 35 991

You deserved it 14 063

By Anonymous - 03/06/2019 12:07

Today, while working as a waitress, an attractive woman sat at one of my tables. When she paid, I decided to be bold and write my number and "Call me" on her receipt. She put in a complaint to my manager. FML

I agree, your life sucks 815

You deserved it 3 535

By unloved - 17/04/2012 14:54 - United States

Today, I went to a restaurant with my boyfriend. When it came time for us to leave, I saw him write something on the receipt for our waitress. I managed to get a quick look; it was his number. FML

I agree, your life sucks 35 726

You deserved it 2 747

By Anonymous - 24/09/2013 07:15 - United States - Petrolia

Today, I took my girlfriend out to eat at a diner where my friend works. My friend was our waiter but too busy to talk much. He texted me after we'd left to tell me that my girlfriend had slipped him her number. FML

I agree, your life sucks 54 974

You deserved it 3 410

By nerd - 16/10/2009 15:08 - Singapore

Today, I was on cloud nine when the beautiful waitress I frequently ordered takeaways from told me she didn't need to take my name as she remembers me from before. When I got my food I saw the sales slip. On it she had written, "Cheeseburger - Fries - Coke - nerdy guy with bad haircut." FML

I agree, your life sucks 36 405

You deserved it 5 748

By Anonymous - 29/09/2009 19:09 - United States

Today, I was at lunch with my girlfriend. The waitress came up and asked for her number, then asked if she had a significant other. I laughed as my girlfriend gave the waitress her number. They're going on a date, tonight. FML

I agree, your life sucks 50 808

You deserved it 7 151

By oops - 18/05/2009 08:45 - United States

Today, I was working at my job as cashier. This really attractive girl that comes in walked in, so I mustered up the courage to ask her out, by writing my number on a dollar bill. She pays and a dollar is her change. I go to hand her the money when she sees it and says, "Keep the change". FML

I agree, your life sucks 49 320

You deserved it 18 144

By Anonymous - 09/08/2012 11:39 - United States - Desoto

Today, I went out with a friend to grab some food and we were served by this really cute and fun waiter. Stepping out of my comfort zone and deciding to do something crazy, I left my phone number on the bill. I got home only to realize that I forgot to pay the bill. FML

I agree, your life sucks 17 802

You deserved it 24 571

Having multiple jobs may have its benefits

By Scoudrel - 26/02/2021 17:01

Today, I flirted with the cashier at the local bagel joint. I complimented her unique blue hair and got her number. Later on that evening, she served my girlfriend and me our food at a different restaurant. FML

I agree, your life sucks 278

You deserved it 6 307

Emika_fml 0

Sunday 15 March 2009 12:42

Now surely she'll remember YOU, and not the twelve other men she's given out her number to. No, seriously, this'll be a great story to tell your grandkids.

metalyoshi9 0

Sunday 15 March 2009 12:43

I see this as more of a positive event than a negative one. You got a hot chick's number. So what if you didn't watch where you went? To me this just sounds like calling for attention and shouldn't be on here. >_>

Comments

arienh4 0

Sunday 15 March 2009 12:06

Haven't we had enough of these already? This site is filled with similar ones.

thimovw 4

Saturday 27 August 2011 0:37

AgreedD:

MFC_fml 0

Sunday 15 March 2009 12:30

Haha well done. YDI

Emika_fml 0

Sunday 15 March 2009 12:42

Now surely she'll remember YOU, and not the twelve other men she's given out her number to. No, seriously, this'll be a great story to tell your grandkids.

metalyoshi9 0

Sunday 15 March 2009 12:43

Shihaby 0

Sunday 15 March 2009 12:59

Your life must be pretty damn good when you consider bumping into a metal bar an FML.

Tehalon 0

Sunday 15 March 2009 13:30

@#6; yes but by the looks of your pic you either have a kidney problem or you sleep way to little. Do agree that this isn't a FML nor is it funny, just stupid.

zombiepeanut 0

Sunday 15 March 2009 13:31

Yeah, this isn't much of FML material... But probably because you probably made the girl laugh, which is always a good thing. I would definitely give a guy cute points for doing that and being able to laugh about it later.

drackattack 0

Sunday 15 March 2009 13:47

oh common youre life is not THAT bad. you were leaving the restaurant with a full stomach and a cute girls number I'd say you have it pretty darn good.