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Today, I was eating at Steak N' Shake. I noticed that the cute waitress was checking me out. When I was done with my meal she wrote her number on the ticket. So, as I was walking out the door, I turned around to wave at her, and walked into a metal bar next to the door. FML
Now surely she'll remember YOU, and not the twelve other men she's given out her number to.
No, seriously, this'll be a great story to tell your grandkids.
I see this as more of a positive event than a negative one. You got a hot chick's number. So what if you didn't watch where you went? To me this just sounds like calling for attention and shouldn't be on here. >_>
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Monday 1 September 2014