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Today, I planned a romantic dinner with rose petals, the whole lot, for my ex-girlfriend to win her back. When I took her to my house I told her to guess what I had planned, to which she replied "I hope it's not a stupid romantic dinner with rose petals and shit." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (50470) - you deserved it (13060)

On 06/29/2009 at 2:31am - love - by ipopnlok (man) - Australia (Victoria)

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then good thing she's your ex

#2 - On 06/29/2009 at 12:51pm by lifebarelyeffed

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''romantic dinner? hell no, we're going to Wendy's''

#15 - On 06/29/2009 at 1:42pm by Remegy

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