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Today, I told my boyfriend "we need to talk". He said "i know". So we met after school, and he said he was ok with me breaking up with him, that he wasn't that into me either. He said all that before I could tell him that my parents wanted to meet him. FML

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On 03/14/2009 at 5:46am - love - by knee2tak (woman) - United States (California)

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lol who says "we need to talk" before telling your bf that you want him to meet their parents? seriously.

#1 - On 03/14/2009 at 11:14am by urie

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I'm pretty sure "we need to talk" is a universally recognised code for "I'm about to break up with you".

#2 - On 03/14/2009 at 11:15am by plethora

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