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Today, I was texting this guy that I really liked. Things were going pretty well. I got a call from his number and excitedly answered it. It was his girlfriend asking if he was bothering me because he likes to text random people when hes drunk. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (35121) - you deserved it (3639)

On 06/24/2009 at 11:33am - love - by MoxyR12 (woman) - United States (Ohio)

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