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Today, I ran into my crush of three years ago. We used to always walk our dogs together. He still remembered my dog's name. He didn't remember mine. FML

I agree, your life sucks (36713) - you totally deserved it (1933)

On 06/24/2009 at 6:10am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Netherlands (Noord-Brabant)

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#1 - On 06/24/2009 at 9:49am by flex_able

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YDI for walking your dog.

#18 - On 06/24/2009 at 10:50am by platypuscatrat

I hate when people make comments like this. (#18)

#19 - On 06/24/2009 at 10:52am by shaBAMalex

What the hell kind of response is that? Ugh, stop posting irrelevant crap in response just to be at the top! Loser, YOU should be the one writing an FML. "Today, I posted a reply which wasn't a reply to feel special on the internet. FML." And I was talking to #18, too. =P

#21 - On 06/24/2009 at 10:56am by JulzKay

wow, you do not deserve to be on this website for making stupid comments. OP that sucks, but at least it was and old crush and not a new one. (:

#24 - On 06/24/2009 at 11:19am by omfgstephx3

maybe you have a very common name (e.g. anne) and your dog has a very unusual name (e.g. Hitler)

#26 - On 06/24/2009 at 11:28am by spinarium

That's a good point, spinny boy (lol nicknames). Or it could be the other way around, one being easier to remember and the other being difficult (like, say, Cthulhu or something)...

#33 - On 06/24/2009 at 12:03pm by Logica42

How does she deserve it????
Thats stupid. Her dogs needs the excersize!?!

#34 - On 06/24/2009 at 12:06pm by lexilovesyou

NOOO ppl walk their dogs so they can take a crap

#36 - On 06/24/2009 at 12:14pm by easylazy

Maybe he took 'men's best friend' a bit too far? :P

#47 - On 06/24/2009 at 1:23pm by ForWhatItsWorth

I see that #18 is using the reply system to get his/her comment higher up on the page.

#56 - On 06/24/2009 at 2:03pm by TheLetterZero

And how was your comment relevant to this FML?

And haha that sucks

#65 - On 06/24/2009 at 7:34pm by nazooer

what does it matter anyway, jeez, no need for a damn hissy fit #21!

#66 - On 06/24/2009 at 7:57pm by sophie109

Awww :(

#2 - On 06/24/2009 at 9:49am by dirtyhippie

Ugh. :(

#3 - On 06/24/2009 at 9:50am by yukanegishi

that sucks real bad.
just try to get to kno him again.

#4 - On 06/24/2009 at 9:54am by mexicansweetie48

Bet you forgot his dog's name.

#5 - On 06/24/2009 at 9:54am by dommosoh

Eh, people are stupid like that sometimes.

#6 - On 06/24/2009 at 9:55am by takemedown

maybe your dog is more interesting?

j/k that is a bummer..

#7 - On 06/24/2009 at 9:58am by B_C_N10

no... i think its jsut that people are more likey to remember DIFFERENT things like this.. such as walking dogs together. anyway how many different dogs do you meet a day???

YDI for thinking its an FML

#14 - On 06/24/2009 at 10:26am by tgd4444

Oh well fyl

#8 - On 06/24/2009 at 10:03am by randomxtremely

Ah. Well. You know not to waste any more time thinking about him, anyway.

#9 - On 06/24/2009 at 10:07am by aback

Your dog probably has a much more interesting name than most people.

#10 - On 06/24/2009 at 10:07am by regalarius

Ouch :(

Off-topic:
Woohoo, Noord-Brabant ftw! :-P

#11 - On 06/24/2009 at 10:14am by Mnemic

Je bent nederlands? o.O TE GEKKKK!! xD idd Noord Brabant FTW (:
LOL. Anyway, f the OP's life =(

#55 - On 06/24/2009 at 1:42pm by Lounia

A bit of a late response but yes I'm Dutch and I live in Noord-Brabant. ;)

#73 - On 06/25/2009 at 8:40am by Mnemic

I guess the dog's just more interesting than you are.

#12 - On 06/24/2009 at 10:21am by zabeth

he is probably a beastality perv

#13 - On 06/24/2009 at 10:22am by wikifoo

Maybe potential for a threesome here?

#62 - On 06/24/2009 at 4:37pm by PsychoX

Burn

#15 - On 06/24/2009 at 10:37am by angorashi

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment.

YDI for having a dog

#16 - On 06/24/2009 at 10:41am by beaverdogmouse

if your saying your a cat person, just go die. your comment makes me sick. dogs rule.
also, OP, wear a name tag. or be more outgoing to be remembered.

#67 - On 06/24/2009 at 8:17pm by blackbear6193

lol

#17 - On 06/24/2009 at 10:48am by Spl4sh

well maybe u shouldnt have been such a BITCH
get it, female dog? huh huh

#20 - On 06/24/2009 at 10:56am by whatitduz23

How disrespectful.
Not funny at all. ~__~

#49 - On 06/24/2009 at 1:23pm by wingedspiritus

it's cause your dog is very intresting and has a great personalty... you on the other hand.. not so much

#22 - On 06/24/2009 at 11:11am by kc2

My sister is the same way. When we mention someone, we have to mention their pets' names

#23 - On 06/24/2009 at 11:16am by AdamGD

lol. I wouldn't have the guts to admit to someone I remember their pets name but not theirs.

#25 - On 06/24/2009 at 11:22am by vossy

wow dats messed up... FYL

#27 - On 06/24/2009 at 11:29am by fingasian_1

maybe he has a thing for dogs...

#28 - On 06/24/2009 at 11:30am by isthisonetaken

Wow #2 I hope u die

#29 - On 06/24/2009 at 11:30am by fallenarchangel

not that i particularly care but what did #2 do?

#31 - On 06/24/2009 at 11:50am by isthisonetaken

It's probably because he heard her call her dog by name multiple times - but the dog obviously didn't call hers.
And it was HER crush, not his.

#30 - On 06/24/2009 at 11:47am by kukopia

So what? He thinks your dog is cuter than you, maybe he just liked pup's personality better

#32 - On 06/24/2009 at 11:51am by maria12

Haha but suck it up. No one can even remember my name, the love of my life, my family (the glass boots my ggrandma painted for me have my name spelled wrong, two out of five names on bday cards were spelled right) my FRIENDS! So as long as SOMEONE can remember it your lucky.

#35 - On 06/24/2009 at 12:13pm by badabing94

Awe, why?? I hope you don't think this is weird, but what's your name? Why is it so hard to remember? My name is always misspelled too. My name is Juana. But no one forgets it thankfully.

#43 - On 06/24/2009 at 1:15pm by eastgirl16

That's so sad... This is obviously worse than the OP's situation.
FYL.

#46 - On 06/24/2009 at 1:21pm by wingedspiritus

hahahahaha

#37 - On 06/24/2009 at 12:21pm by beaniebabe

don't worry. it was probably just because your dog is better looking. :)

#38 - On 06/24/2009 at 12:40pm by EcGyMz

Who keeps a crush for 3 years?...

#39 - On 06/24/2009 at 12:42pm by Protegas

Some people do. Is it too hard for you to accept?

#44 - On 06/24/2009 at 1:19pm by wingedspiritus

Dat is jammer.

#41 - On 06/24/2009 at 1:08pm by mementomori

Kukopia, your f* smart... best answer to this nonsense FML post!!

#42 - On 06/24/2009 at 1:13pm by SDguy

YDI for saying crush. And did you really think he would remember?

#45 - On 06/24/2009 at 1:20pm by thecheekyone

aww that sucks :( im sorrrry

#48 - On 06/24/2009 at 1:23pm by equastriangirl

Aww, sorry.

#50 - On 06/24/2009 at 1:33pm by HeyyyBrahhh

Ha ha sounds like something I would do! I love animals!! And could people please use commentor's names instead of the number? Cuz sometimes the numbers are screwy.

#51 - On 06/24/2009 at 1:33pm by Laci_Laine

that isn't such a big deal, some people just don't remember names very well

#52 - On 06/24/2009 at 1:36pm by mijzelffan

LOL @ spinarium!!! That made my day.

Totally not an FML. Your "crush from 3 years ago." You didn't get over a crush in 3 years? Boo hoo. Call the whambulance to come pick you up.

#53 - On 06/24/2009 at 1:37pm by lesp

at least it wasnt your name he forgot

#54 - On 06/24/2009 at 1:41pm by wowfmlife

#54 is officially the dumbest person to ever post on FML. Way to make yourself look like a fucktard.

#64 - On 06/24/2009 at 6:38pm by seb12992

What I don't get it he remebered ur dogs name and didn't remember ur dogs name? WTF

#57 - On 06/24/2009 at 2:41pm by shnibz101

im more of a human person and i do the same thing...i can remember alot of dogs name from the kennel but not random people in my class at school or acuantinces.so you didnt deserve it really your just all huffy about something small

#59 - On 06/24/2009 at 3:27pm by badluckwolf

Awww, omg that sucks!

#60 - On 06/24/2009 at 3:50pm by Heathersaur

How many times is the word 'crush' is used on this site?

#61 - On 06/24/2009 at 4:07pm by rabidbacon

of course he remembered the dogs name thats gis brother! MOST guys are dogs im not saying all are but most of them are just jack asses like that

#63 - On 06/24/2009 at 4:54pm by noodles_200

if your saying your a cat person, just go die. your comment makes me sick. dogs rule.
also, OP, wear a name tag. or be more outgoing to be remembered.

#68 - On 06/24/2009 at 8:19pm by blackbear6193

Haha, I had a bunch of neighbors whose names I did not know even though I knew their dogs' names! That's just what happens when you hang out so your dogs can play together. It sucks that he was your crush and didn't remember, though! :(

#69 - On 06/24/2009 at 8:56pm by igraine

It's actually fairly normal for doglovers to just know the pets names, there are many people I bump into that I don't know the names of, I only know their pets names. Don't get so worked up over something so simple.

#70 - On 06/24/2009 at 9:57pm by thatbloke

Ydi for calling him ur crush .. Wat are we in 5th grade ?

#71 - On 06/25/2009 at 12:17am by HAHAHSUCKS4YOU

Aw...LOL...its funny but it sucks as well....sorry 8l

#72 - On 06/25/2009 at 3:04am by Killer_Instinct8

:/ aw sorry hun
he should have remembered ur name
FYL. You sooo fidnt deserve it.
#18 can go fuck hisself.
Even if its a girl, u can go fuck your gay self O_o

#74 - On 06/30/2009 at 2:47am by Adriennerox211

of 3 years ago... maybe he lost track of who he's dated since then?

#75 - On 03/20/2010 at 5:25am by musicislife1995

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