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Today, the girl who I have had a crush on for 2 years snuck up from behind me and gave me a hug. I farted very loud at the same exact time. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (34570) - you deserved it (4746)

On 01/28/2009 at 6:02pm - love - by john - United States (Kansas)

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HAHAHAH
" baby, do i blow you away? "

#12 - On 04/20/2009 at 9:49pm by lilylam

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I hear these situations and all i want to do is find out how they end!!!!

#11 - On 04/11/2009 at 8:03pm by carly546

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