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Today, the girl who I have had a crush on for 2 years snuck up from behind me and gave me a hug. I farted very loud at the same exact time. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (22305) - you deserved it (2788)

On 01/28/2009 at 6:02pm - love - by john - United States (Kansas)

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