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Today, my boyfriend and I were choosing animals that reminded us of eachother. I said he reminded me of a tiger because he is really muscular. He told me I reminded him of a zebra. When I asked him why, he said it was because of my stretchmarks. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (63041) - you deserved it (5354)

On 03/13/2009 at 4:03pm - love - by Noname (woman) - United States (California)

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