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Today, my girlfriend broke up with me telling me I have problems communicating and that I didn't understand her. When I asked her why she didn't talk to me about this before she said "I didn't want to talk about it." FML

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Don't you just love hypocrisy?

#1 - On 06/18/2009 at 9:30am by ncochrum

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Well, in my experience... When a woman says that you have "trouble communicating" it is that she doesn't ever explain herself. She just wants you to automatically know what she is thinking without her having to tell you. Which, last I checked is actually a bit impossible. The fact that she said she didn't want to talk about it probably just means she is a liar. It sucks now, but you're better off. Women that pull that sort of stuff on you aren't worth the effort.

#35 - On 06/18/2009 at 11:26am by DankJemo

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