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Today, I realized that I've been a member of eHarmony for almost a year. No one has ever contacted me out of the 134 people I've been "scientifically" matched with. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (42044) - you deserved it (6666)

On 06/13/2009 at 1:17am - love - by Anon (man) - United States (Louisiana)

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eHarmony is full of bigots, anyhow. Go out more, you're wasting your money. They don't even accept gays, the bastards.

#7 - On 06/13/2009 at 6:18am by coopcas

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Why don't you try contacting them?

#6 - On 06/13/2009 at 6:14am by 24788

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