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Today, I was cleaning out my fiancé's room while he was away so we could move into our new home. Not only did I find a few gay nudie mags, but also some interesting love letters from a nice man named Pablo. Apparently I need to do a lot more than cleaning his room to excite him. Like grow a penis. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (63472) - you deserved it (4330)

On 06/12/2009 at 8:10pm - love - by vickyxanne (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

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Sorry to hear that but atleast you found out BEFORE u married him

#3 - On 06/13/2009 at 3:35am by debo123

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You could also buy a strap-on fireman.

#2 - On 06/13/2009 at 3:35am by onigiriqueen

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