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Today, I was at a party and spent the whole night bragging to my friends about how I thought this girl was totally into me. As we were leaving, we saw the same girl making out with my ex. FML


I agree, your life sucks (9262) - you deserved it (22417)

On 01/27/2009 at 1:33am - love - by dlova - United States (Oklahoma)

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Well somebody told me
You had a boyfriend
Who looks like a girlfriend
That I had in February of last year

#3 - On 02/10/2009 at 12:35am by singer

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oh yeah she's totally into u

#22 - On 12/24/2010 at 1:18am by birdfreak

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