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Today, it was my girlfriends birthday. To surprise her, I told her that I was going away on business, and could not be there on her birthday. When I show up at her house to surprise her with a present and cake, she opens the door in her underwear, beside a man in his boxers. She was surprised. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (65507) - you deserved it (4181)

On 06/09/2009 at 8:13pm - love - by SURPRISE (man) - Canada (British Columbia)

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