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Today, I had to find a date for this banquet we did in my town every year. I paid my neighbor 40 bucks an hour to be my date. It was a 4 hour event. Best part: she got drunk and told the whole town I was paying her. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (16020) - you deserved it (54188)

On 06/08/2009 at 2:44pm - love - by twowords (man) - United States (Georgia)

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Wow, that sucks. Why did you need a date that badly?

#2 - On 06/08/2009 at 5:26pm by regalarius

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wow.
desperate much?
i would rather go alone than pay that much money for a lousy date.

#7 - On 06/08/2009 at 5:29pm by doodlebug93

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