Today, I had to find a date for this banquet we did in my town every year. I paid my neighbor 40 bucks an hour to be my date. It was a 4 hour event. Best part: she got drunk and told the whole town I was paying her. FML

by twowords / 06/08/2009 at 2:44pm / United States (Georgia) / Love

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  • Wow, that sucks. Why did you need a date that badly?

    #2 - On 06/08/2009 at 5:26pm by regalarius

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  • wow.
    desperate much?
    i would rather go alone than pay that much money for a lousy date.

    #7 - On 06/08/2009 at 5:29pm by doodlebug93

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