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Today, I had to find a date for this banquet we did in my town every year. I paid my neighbor 40 bucks an hour to be my date. It was a 4 hour event. Best part: she got drunk and told the whole town I was paying her. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (12280) - you deserved it (40357)

On 06/08/2009 at 2:44pm - love - by twowords (man) - United States (Georgia)

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