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Today, I was introduced to my dad's girlfriend of six months. I've already heard them sleeping together several time,s and seen her car pull away early in the morning. After meeting face to face, I also learned that she's only two years older than me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (57412) - you deserved it (2016)

On 06/08/2009 at 12:08am - love - by .... (man) - United States (Washington)

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Think on the bright side. You can fuck her too.

#4 - On 06/08/2009 at 6:06am by Synedge

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um, i think this is gross, regardless.. what is he thinking? or, most likely, not thinking.. lets see: hm, i have a daughter who is 2 years younger than you!
BLECH.
this gives me the creeps.

#9 - On 06/08/2009 at 6:14am by brittanycraze

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