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Although I think that is weird... if he's enjoying himself.. it's whatever. Your dad's just having some fun lmao.
well played dad, lucky guy
That must be uncomfortable, but as long as she is old enough to legally consent in your area, it is acceptable and he deserves happiness. FYL, though, I hope it becomes more bearable with time.
Think on the bright side. You can fuck her too.
Plus point being you could borrow her lipgloss I suppose?
Agree with #2 tho. Nicely done old man. Nicely done!
I just kind of want to know how old YOU are. Because if you're, like, 16, that's gross.
You should hit that.
#7 - On 06/08/2009 at 6:09am by Nenor
What does your dad do for a living? Jeeze.
um, i think this is gross, regardless.. what is he thinking? or, most likely, not thinking.. lets see: hm, i have a daughter who is 2 years younger than you!
BLECH.
this gives me the creeps.
oh god.. seriously.. next time say dad how would you like to be dating your daughter/ son? gross!!!! tell dad go to.. the age gap of. 35-50. lol nothign wrong with a cougar.. lol
#4 is so damn right. Threesome anyone? :)
I agree with #6 on this one.
#14 - On 06/08/2009 at 6:15am by Puolukka
is that a FML because you are still a virgin?
Or because your girlfriend is two years older than your dad?
Also, on top of joining in, get a girlfriend yourself who happens to be three years older.
This isn't an FML; It's a lulz opportunity!
Did anyone else think of Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure when they read this?
Let's hope your dad had you young and your old (:
Hahahahahahah #4 is pure fucking genius :)
And.
That's digusting, I'm sorry DX
Too bad he forgot to mention she is your long lost sister aswell.
Man that completely sucks. I know how you feel. My dad's girlfriend is 14 years younger than him and much closer to my age. Not as bad as you but still sucks almost as much. At least your dad's girlfriend would have a harder time of pretending to actually love him.
Ur dad is a playa playa...his doing his thing..lol
#24 - On 06/08/2009 at 6:57am by S600
However old you are that's a bit creepy.
If you're under 18 (making her under 20), that's full-on disgusting.
That fuckin' sucks and is fuckin' hilarious! Nice one 7.
And hopefully they're the same height... my sister married a man who could have been her father and he was literally over 2 feet taller than her. Needless to say they were divorced after about a year, but GOD I still don't know how that worked...
Nice going dad.
But yeah, FYL.
yuck who cares how old the OP is the point is he is dating someone way to young for him when he has a child close to the same age. That is a poor example of parenting. FYL indeed.
I know exactly how this one feels!
Bad times, but atleast he's happy :s
YUCK! Definitely FYL.
#35 - On 06/08/2009 at 7:36am by danineteen
Lol if I were you, I'd try to get in her pants for revenge lmao
I'd like to know if the OP is a dude or a chick. If you're a dude, it becomes a competition. If you're a chick, it sounds like it would feel like a betrayal.
That's kind of creepy. Sounds like old Dad's ready to play like he's young again. If you're old enough, move out.
I thought you said, "My girlfriend's dad"...that makes a difference.
Ahh that's horrible. D: , your dad is a sex machine for an old guy! But that's creepy having a potential step mom (maybe?) who's only 2 years older! FYL indeed!
And now you can sleep with her too!
#41 - On 06/08/2009 at 8:16am by koda
Invite your significant other over to have sex at early hours in the morning. If your dad turns around and says you're too young, point at his girlfriend and say "so is she".
lol @ 42, that sounds like something i'd do in that situation.
@ #9: If you are 19, like your profile says, how old is your daughter than??
@ OP: is she hot or not? and get yourself a hot milf and see what your dad will say.
yeah #6 is right
#4 ROFL
#42 ROFLMAO - i totally agree
Also i want to know if you're a boy or a girl op
If your a boy you can f*ck her too
If your a girl............ ewww! i feel bad for you
#46 - On 06/08/2009 at 8:46am by myfairyoshi
My friend's dad married an 18 year old. He's 15 and his dad's 58.
If you're dad is good enough to get a girl that much younger than him, I give him props..I don't see this really as a FYL because that means you probably have one awesome dad, but not a YDI either..for, obvious reasons lol
Can I introduce you to my dad? Fathers day is right around the corner.
Hahaha you should just get a significant other 2 years older than him, then get your SO to parent your dad d:
who knows maybe you will get some MILF eeeh ;)
could you at least specify your age so we wont wonder if its really an FML?
I mean if your 30 and the girl is 32 then I think she's adult enough to be with a man whos around 50.
#19 Yes!
If it's a solid relationship than more power to them, but yeah I'm sure it's uncomfortable to be his child. FYL
.....a round of applause for Dad.....
i've "dated" a couple guys 15+ years older than me, so they have kids close to my age. not a two-year difference, but a four-year difference. who cares?
that's disgusting, its like saying i can't date you because it'll be incest but i'll date someone close to your age
#167 - On 06/17/2009 at 4:15am by yourstruly21
That is not an FML... U can get on that it's a good oportunity
I am not seeing why people think 30 on 50 is fine and 20 on 40 is not... Get your heads out of your asses.
#4 is correct! :D
U gonna try to get with your new mommy???
55 is a desperate loser who can only get with old men
#57. Because by the time your 30 you should have some maturity under your belt. 18-20 year olds are still kids and more often then not, know nothing about life.
Teach him a lesson
Bang someone two yyears older than ur dad
Your dad = win. Don't hate the man because he's got game.
#62 - On 06/08/2009 at 10:12am by lesp
Don't hate the playa son, hate the game
eek. that's a bit disturbing.
@ 45, I'm pretty sure 9 was restating the OP father's situation... Not saying she's a mother.. And way to profile stalk.
and 16, you confuse me.
Yea..... This chick is way to young for your dad. I'd be pissed if i were you. I totally agree with #60... (even though im only 21);p but I definetly See his point.
This would make a lot more sense if we knew the OP's age...
Are you a guy?
If so ... Father - son sandwich?
#67 - On 06/08/2009 at 10:37am by TBD3
My dad's engaged to a chick I used to date who was a year behind me in high school, so cry me a freakin' river.
Looked at her picture #59? I'm gonna have to disagree.
#68: Wow, you win the FML game. Congrats. :-)
Also: go dad! May we all remain so fruitful! :-P
Seriously though: I've got a friend whose wife's mom is closer to his age than his actual wife is. That disturbs him more than either of the ladies in question. IMHO, It happens. We can't exactly choose who we fall in love with.
Not sure #16 even read this FML...
my stepmom is only a couple years older then my older brother, at first it was kind of weird because they're a 14 year age gap between my dad and stepmom, but she's cool as shit so its not too bad anymore. as long as they are happy
Penetrate that shit fasho. Little bit of father/son double team?
I can totally relate to that, because my dad is living with someone 3 years older than me.
#73 - On 06/08/2009 at 11:00am by amazingbrandy
Go for a boyfriend who is 2 years older then he is, then have sex loudly when you know they are both there! Screaming contest! :D
Wow #68 you win that sucks
OP sucks for you too but we don't know how old you are
And some of yall need to reread the post yall have it all backwards.
take his age, divide by 2 and add 7. If she's that old or older he's good to go :D Lucky dad!
Is she the typical young Filipino that marries 60 years-old rich white men? Cause trust me, it's all over Asia. INSANE, and they have children...
Eww. Dude ur dad is a perv. I would kill my dad. How old is ur dad anyway?
#60 agreed.
and it probably wont last... i guess depending at what point in life everyone is at
does she fulfill this equation?
his age / 2 + 7
anything younger than that is weird.
Haha oh dear that sounds just like one of my friends, except SHE'S the girl dating the dad. She's 18, and her boyfriend has a 16 year old son.
It's just sooooo weird/creepy/wrong.
Well.. Not FYL. I know a person 21 yo and her husband is 46. They have a baby 1 y/o and the husband have another boy 18 y/o from another marriage. They are married over 3 years now and they are really happy. They live next to me :)
Age differences are vastly overated. For those who say "It's like fucking the own daughter!" - you realize that viewing people as relatives just because of their age puts your partner in the position of your *sister*? And you do realize that a sexual relationship with the own sister is incest no less? So who are the real perverts? Those who see the other persons as a normal persons or those who imagine them to be relatives?
Thaaat's awkward. Oh, well, at least your dad is happy?
Also, agreed that age differences are grossly overrated. As long as it's not illegal, and both parties are involved in the relationship for the right reasons, who cares?
My best friends' dad's girlfriend is only one year older than his eldest daughter. Age differences are overrated after a certain point.
You're dads just a player. Get em tiger.
Well, if you're 50, that's probably fine.
#84- No one is literally imagining them as relatives. They are comparing the maturity level between the father and girlfriend. The father held his baby daughter in his hands near the same time his girlfriend was being born. They are on the exact same level as far as maturity goes. There is no comparison between brother/sister and same age couples because the level of maturity is equal and appropriate.
While I get that that would be a little difficult to get used to, if they are both happy, then you need to learn to be happy for them.
Like others, I do wonder how old the OP is.
Many say that age difference is over-rated, but it all depends on the ages. For example, take a 10 year age difference. If you had a 30 and a 40 year old together, not a big deal........but a 20 and a 10 year old, than obviously a big deal plus being illegal.
#89 - On 06/08/2009 at 1:26pm by patray_angel
Unless you dad is loaded, it won't last. Just wait it out.
if you're a girl tell your dad that you're gonna start datig someone his age and see how he likes it.
if you're a guy, fuck her. sounds like good revenge if you ask me.
#91... who the hell would wanna cross swords with their dad?
lmao.
Midlife crisis much? The men have an excuse, but what are the girls excuses? I could never see myself with a man that much older than me...
Your dad's the man.
Half his age
Divided by 2
Plus 7.
Anyone who fits in that age range is good to go!
half your age plus 7 golden rule
fyl indeed. #4 and #7 im pretty sure the OP is a girl, i'm just guessing though. it would be way uncomfortable if they were a girl lol.
#98 - On 06/08/2009 at 2:53pm by Scotticus117
This same thing happened to me two years ago. My dad (age 43) started dating a girl 18 years old.
My girlfriend is 17 years old.
My dad's been with this girl for at least 5 years. He's 52, she's 26... I'm 27. They just had a baby girl and I couldn't be happier about that. It was hard at first when I found out, since he was still with my mom, but after a while I realized he's happy, I met his girlfriend about a year and a half ago and she's nice, we get along very well -maybe the fact that we're the same age helps? hehe-. It can seem weird, but it's not that bad once you get used to it.
It's pretty disgusting when parents divorce and then start having blatant sexual relationships for their poor kids to see. Your dad sounds like trash. Find someone you can spend the rest of your life with. Don't follow in your dad's footsteps.
Tap that with your dad. Good idea for a porno.
Get some.
#105 - On 06/08/2009 at 3:45pm by sharper16
Nice job Dad!!! * Gives dad high five*
#107 thats impossible his dad wasn't 5 years old when his gf/wife had a baby and he didnt say he was his stepdad...his dad is most likely at least 15 years older and probably much older
#108 - On 06/08/2009 at 4:14pm by slamdnkindrummer
i feel ur pain, my dad's girlfriend is the same age as my sister, plus she's a former playboy modle. you've got it easy.....
Think of it this way:
If you're a dude: you can fuck her too
If you're a chick: you can go shopping together and borrow each others clothing.
problem solved.
ew that's really disgusting. let your dad know. i don't care if you're close or not. Let your dad know how you feel and get him to see your point of view.
#111 - On 06/08/2009 at 4:35pm by FMLGirl1991
awkward is EXACTLY my thought!
#57 "I am not seeing why people think 30 on 50 is fine and 20 on 40 is not... Get your heads out of your asses."
so does that mean 10 on 30 is okay? or better yet 18 on 38, NO!! dumass you're the one who needs to get your head out of your ass. The older you get the less important an age barrier is, that why 30 on 50 is okay but 20 on 40 is wrong. Follow the GOLDEN RULE retard half your age + 7 .
OP this is only a fyl if your under 25 years of age.
You should only be angry if this means your dad is getting more action than you are.
Doinking you dad's girlfriend FTW
Haha, your dad is playing the ladies better and he's probably 20-30 years older.
once, my dad told me his cutoff age was 2 years older than me b/c i'm his oldest daughter @ 25 now, 22 then...totally uncomfortable.
it's a little FYL b/c awkwardness when the two of you (ur dad's gf and u) understand a joke from a movie that is out of his generation and b/c you've heard them doing it, but at the same time, there comes a point when age doesn't really matter that much and you've just got to be happy for your dad...
Why is this an FML? I don't see how your dad's love life is any of your business.
ugh . . . shes probable some ugly prostitute who needs to pay off her college tuition by having sex with your dad .
dude your dad is my hero woot woot get it dad
LMAO @ 42!!!!
Sounds like a good idea! XDD
That sucks for you though. I think 4 has the best/funniest idea though XD
FYFL
Your dad is robbing the cradle...like sick....
You should get some guy that's two years younger than your dad, bring him to your house, and make it sound like you're having sex. See what he does then.
#127 - On 06/08/2009 at 7:50pm by curryndricegirll
Get some guy that's two years younger than your dad. Bring him over to your house, and make exaggerated sounds of you two going at it (actually doing that is up to you, but pretending is probably your best option). See what he does then.
#128 - On 06/08/2009 at 7:51pm by curryndricegirll
._.
so how old are you exactly...
Ever hear if the Creepy Factor Formula?you should never date or have sex with someone younger than this: Your age \ 2 + 7.
what if you are fourteen smart one
Seriously though, this isnt an fml, and you dont really deserve it though
i got a nice laugh though :)
i'm happy for ur dad, but that is pretty disgusting to realize...ugh...i'm gonna barf...
#107...youre fucking retarded
#128 has got the right idea; Depending if your male or female. If ur female go for it. If ur male then u can bang her too.
#7 u and me have the same mind buddy lolz
Your dad is awesome.
That's the great thing about being a middle aged guy... there's always some young chick with an Elektra complex that's willing to do anything for you.
holy crap, that's really awkward. sucks.
#137 - On 06/08/2009 at 8:58pm by ocean_night_sky
Show off your hotter girlfriend infrint of them. Perfect revenge!!
Dads have dicks too. This is his business, not yours.
That's incredibly disturbing.
#141 - On 06/09/2009 at 1:59am by deathproof
It's not that bad...Cheer up.
I still find this incredibly creepy.
My uncle who's 54 dates 18 year olds. His daughter just turned 19. I had to live with him and his room was next to mine. The idea itself made me throw up and his ability to pick up girls my age amazes me.
#4 has it totally right
#42 Lol
OP: if your a guy, fuck her. If your
a girl, just off yourself right now.
Atleast shes not younger than u.
When she's tired of your dad hopefully you can boink her next. Nothing like keeping it all in the family.
That sucks
Exact same situation here...
but at least your dad hasn't got her pregnant
I guess bright side for you? D:
middle age crysis. pathetic...
Umm ew. No matter how old you are, but if your like 15 or 16 that's wrong in so many ways.
If your 18 or 20 that's gross too.
But if your 30 or over it's pretty gross, but NOT as gross.
my dads girlfriend is the same age as my girlfriend. they are twenty one. he is 47 and i am 19.
Ok. To everyone saying "is he rich".. shut it. Not every age gap relationship has to do with $$. To everyone saying he's a perv or having a mid life crisis, also shut it. I know plenty of people with really successful, healthy relationships with large age gaps, and there's nothing wrong with it. To #60, really? Wow, try to be a little more patronizing next time. To #76, where did you get that ridiculous equation? To all those saying "it won't last".. how do you know? Stop judging something you know absolutely nothing about and has nothing to do with you at all. You people are ridiculous. If he's happy, leave him alone.
I agree with #2 and I have to ask the question...your how old again?
hahah my mom is two years older than my dad's oldest kid, and my dad is two years younger than my mom's mom.
Yo dad is ballin fo dat sheet
well in this case, i hope he's ok to share her with ya. : )
wow...I think #69 (atomick) wins. that totally sucks. srry.
thats crap, she sounds like a slut to me
I think OP is a pretty cool guy, eh sleeps with his father and eh doesn't afraid f anything
#173 - On 09/28/2009 at 4:21pm by ajlardner
That sucks. If they hadn't gone for it so many times, it would've been a good feeling to be able to steal your dad's GF.
#174 - On 10/08/2009 at 11:30pm by Sorrytohearthat
Wow. But it all depends how old you are
wow that is honestly discussing. if that ever happened to me, being around the same age as his girlfriend would make me feel uncomfortable. since you are living with your dad, i'm assuming your a teen. and like me, i could say fyl truly.
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