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Today, I was introduced to my dad's girlfriend of six months. I've already heard them sleeping together several time,s and seen her car pull away early in the morning. After meeting face to face, I also learned that she's only two years older than me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (68435) - you deserved it (3040)

On 06/08/2009 at 12:08am - love - by .... (man) - United States (Washington)

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That must be uncomfortable, but as long as she is old enough to legally consent in your area, it is acceptable and he deserves happiness. FYL, though, I hope it becomes more bearable with time.

#3 - On 06/08/2009 at 6:05am by testermctest

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Think on the bright side. You can fuck her too.

#4 - On 06/08/2009 at 6:06am by Synedge

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