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Today, my crush was walking up to me and I put my earphones in, playing hard to get. When I heard him say something about a date I take an earphone out and say, "Oh, I didn't see you there!" His response, "They're not connected to anything," holds up the end of my earphones and walks away. FML

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On 06/07/2009 at 10:26am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

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You are such an idiot. This is why girls need to stop playing hard to get, they just make themselves look stupid, or you will do it too much and the guy will give up. How about just saying "Hi" next time like a normal person?

YDI

#9 - On 06/07/2009 at 2:16pm by genius_man16

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HAHAHAHA, at least he notices you!

#1 - On 06/07/2009 at 2:12pm by ssophie7714

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