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Today, my crush was walking up to me and I put my earphones in, playing hard to get. When I heard him say something about a date I take an earphone out and say, "Oh, I didn't see you there!" His response, "They're not connected to anything," holds up the end of my earphones and walks away. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (6743) - you deserved it (82063)

On 06/07/2009 at 10:26am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

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