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Today, my cousin and I found out that when a girl puts a flower in the right side of her hair, it means she's available. The bigger the flower, the more available she is. My eleven year old boy cousin told me to "cut down a palm tree and put it in my hair". FML

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I agree, your life sucks (51211) - you deserved it (4533)

On 06/06/2009 at 8:38pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

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