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Today, I emailed the guy I like to ask him on a coffee date. He responded, declining by telling me he never drinks coffee. We met at Starbucks. FML

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On 03/10/2009 at 12:20am - love - by nononame (woman) - United States (Louisiana)

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Starbucks don't just sell coffee!

Besides; asking via e-mail . . .

At least a phone call?

That's just me anyway.

I don't think it's a FYL but not quite a YDI either . . .

#1 - On 03/10/2009 at 11:07am by Mattyknows

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I've been at Starbucks many times and I've never gotten coffee...

#3 - On 03/10/2009 at 11:09am by Jaywin

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