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Today, I went to a bar with some buddies, and after trying to pick up a few girls, one of my friends got a number. When I heard the number I said 'Sorry man, that's definitely the rejection hotline number'. So many girls have given me that number, I memorized it. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (48635) - you deserved it (5607)

On 06/02/2009 at 1:41am - love - by toobad (man) - United States (Illinois)

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I would memorize the number, just so if I was ever given it I could throw it back in their face instead of giving them the satisfaction of thinking they've fooled me. But maybe that's just me.

#6 - On 06/02/2009 at 6:18am by boatiebanter

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keep on trying mate

#1 - On 06/02/2009 at 6:05am by f_all_our_lives

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