Today, I went to a bar with some buddies, and after trying to pick up a few girls, one of my friends got a number. When I heard the number I said 'Sorry man, that's definitely the rejection hotline number'. So many girls have given me that number, I memorized it. FML
I agree, your life sucks (38508) - you totally deserved it (3574)
On 06/02/2009 at 1:41am - love - by toobad (man) - United States (Illinois)
This is gold AND I moderated this FML too ,HAHA! Better luck next time, I guess
FML
#2 - On 06/02/2009 at 6:06am by addicted2hotpink
Do you really want to be picking up girls from bars?
I guess you're set up for the worst though.
What's with the rejection hotline lately?
#3 - On 06/02/2009 at 6:09am by redbluegreen
try your luck at eharmony or something then, instead of getting the rejection number they will just quit responding to your emails - better than public fails right?
#4 - On 06/02/2009 at 6:12am by SweetestSin
I would memorize the number, just so if I was ever given it I could throw it back in their face instead of giving them the satisfaction of thinking they've fooled me. But maybe that's just me.
#6 - On 06/02/2009 at 6:18am by boatiebanter
That sucks. But at least you know as well as we do that people who give out the rejection hotline phone number are pretty much entirely worthless human beings.
Dang. FYL for the #. 6 I would do the same thing. And OP and friends.. Don't worry. Plenty of other girls to get.
#10 - On 06/02/2009 at 6:21am by wowthissucks321
Maybe the rejection hotline likes you. Like, *really* likes you. I mean, it's appearing so much in your life. It must be fate!
Joking aside, though, don't worry about it. It just means none of them were "the one". So to speak. But you shouldn't really be trying to pick people up from bars... No offense.
God the ppl going LOL or ha stfu cause this isn't that funny at all
#13 - On 06/02/2009 at 6:41am by thedonkeyfromdow
#13, please, this is funny. it sucks that he's gotten then number so much but it's funny.
Hey OP, there are plenty of girls outside the bar. GO AND LOOK FOR THEM THEY ARE WAITING!!!! lol
thats just so sad thats halarious. thats why i started giving out soulja boy's hotline from kiss me thru the phone!:-)
Oooh ouch keep trying maybe one of these days you'll get the soulja boy hotline XD
#27 - On 06/02/2009 at 7:36am by thatswasup
Man, that's really sad. I don't remember a phone number until someone repeats it over and over... have you been rejected that many times?
#30 - On 06/02/2009 at 7:57am by Embarassment
*cough*
Obviously, if she gave you her number, she knows it off by heart.
#31 - On 06/02/2009 at 8:06am by smelinapants
Ouchhh. Thats awful. At least you'll know if a girl gives you her number, you can check if it's the rejection hotline. LOL . Good luck.
"So now that you won't be needing that number, why don't you pass it this way..? You know, for uhh, stuff"
#41 - On 06/02/2009 at 9:16am by Windexglow
I'm gonna impart some knowledge on you have you ever seen the Pick up artist the show? If not you should read a book called the mystery method it will show you how any guy can get with a smoking hot broad before the guy developed the technique he was a lonely insecure man but now he gets laid left and right this works especially if your gonna stay in the bar scene. Trust me if you ever even see one episode of the show you'll see that guys most people would call attractive are hooking up with chicks that are out of this world.
#43 - On 06/02/2009 at 9:28am by ZiggyMorrison
#43... so basically, you're selling (recommending) "Lies to get them hot bitches in ta bed wit ya and not have to call them the next day"? Classy...
lol that sucks dude, next time some chick gives you that number you should slap that bitch in the mouth =D lol im just kidding
but seriously maybe try going to those online dating service things ;) lol
#45 - On 06/02/2009 at 9:54am by fcukstylez
Who the fuck goes to bars to get girls NUMBERS? The girls aren't there for anything long term, trust me. The bar's one of the easiest places to get girls, if you can't get a girl at a bar you're doing it wrong.
hahaha that sucks...maybe change your approach and possibly your style? It can be kinda gross when guys use over-the-top compliments, like omg "you're sooooo beautiful." It sucks to say it, b/c i never thought my mom could be right, but just be yourself and be confident...& don't go for girls that are out of your league of 10 years younger than you. But quality people (many of them not in bars) are usually willing to overlook not-hotness if a someone is really funny and confident....i think you'll find girls moreso than guys, actually.
for all you haters dissin' on girls who give out the rejection hotline number...what are we supposed to do? have a deep meaningful conversation about the various reasons we won't go out with you? Get over it!
#49 - On 06/02/2009 at 10:24am by samanzibar
I didn't know there was actually such a thing as the "rejection hotline." Is it just some number all girls are taught to give out if they don't like a guy? Why can't they make up their own fake number? Or better yet, why can't they just say "no" ?
#54 - On 06/02/2009 at 11:01am by bonafidehustler
Sucks.... Girls can be girls sometimes...... But that would fucking suck buddy sorry... :(
#57 - On 06/02/2009 at 11:27am by lani1012009
How many rejections does it take to memerize a phone # dE
#59 - On 06/02/2009 at 11:37am by Guyoverhere
What the fuck, #48, would it kill you to say a simple "no thanks"? Nothing deep or meaningful, I know your type is incapable of anything of the sort.
Do you lack backbone and decency so bad that you can't tell a guy to fuck off by yourself and must let a recorded voice message do it for you? Or is it some sort of sadistic pleasure you draw from pulling that kind of shit?
And all that crap about being yourself, that only helps if "yourself" is appealing to the other sex. if not, you must present a modified version of yourself, that is... well, not true. So fuck your pop culture cliches, and fuck you, 48, you pissed me off.
That sucks if they just wanted a good time, but if they wanted to have an actual relationship with a girl, then a bar was not the right place to go.
#62 - On 06/02/2009 at 12:02pm by DarkMirror
have you watched superbad or are you living under a rock? picking up women at a bar is a no no.
#63 - On 06/02/2009 at 12:20pm by srpkinja31
Ouch... the rejection hotline thing is just wrong... quit being bitches and stop hiding behind stupid shit like that -_-
#64 - On 06/02/2009 at 12:27pm by Barbarossa
Dude I don't understand the problem, that's just really goddamn hilarious. Life goes on you know, we all fuck up. And honestly I hate those chicks who just won't tell you to fuck off. Spineless, shallow bitches who simply want to fuck with our minds. And yes, #60, they do draw sadistic pleasure from seeing us fail. Fuck you #49.
And to the OP, watch Life is Beautiful. The main character is the biggest baller that ever lived (besides Rasputin) so he could teach you something.
#65 - On 06/02/2009 at 12:39pm by iamspartacus2
#24, how can you judge if he deserves getting rejected? Fuck you dude, go get raped by a transvestite grizzly bear.
#68 - On 06/02/2009 at 12:42pm by iamspartacus2
Thats pretty bad.......sorry man. But you should really reconsider where you go to pick up chicks, just so yah know. :)
#74 - On 06/02/2009 at 1:52pm by notsoemoemochick
doesn't this tell you anything about asking girls for their numbers? a different strategy might be wise...
many of us just find it unpleasant and creepy, even if you're a great guy. it's just so hard to know.
There should be a number where to call if you are a selfish cowardly bitch unable to be honest with the man and telling him politely something like "Sorry, don't take it personally, but you're not my type, I'd rather not give you my number, but give me yours instead in case I changed my mind..."
It's as simple as that.
#86 - On 06/02/2009 at 4:11pm by Blanadestroyer
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yeahhh i give it to guys alot i got it memorized.
#88 - On 06/02/2009 at 4:37pm by angel03260
shows how original some people are these days. Probably think they're really clever using that =P
#89 - On 06/02/2009 at 4:41pm by jiggles101
Well at least u memorized it so when u c it u can punch the girl
#90 - On 06/02/2009 at 5:10pm by sonofhades1997
One guy gave me soulja boys hotline... 678-999-8212
#103 - On 06/02/2009 at 6:49pm by applepiegirl100
for all you asking for the number: its different where you live just google it
#107 - On 06/02/2009 at 7:29pm by angel03260
YDI for treating girls like something to be won at a bar
#113 - On 06/02/2009 at 8:15pm by judgmentalbear
Always let the girl ask for your number herself (or give you it on her own). If she likes you she will. If not, don't ask. Follow that and you'll never get the hotline again.
#114 - On 06/02/2009 at 8:26pm by lovesucksxxx
its kinda sad that the chick who gave out the rejection hotline number ALSO knows it off by heart.
#118 - On 06/02/2009 at 8:51pm by hackysackmatt
That sucks man...Sounds like you're not doing something right if you keep getting the rejection hotline from everyone.
#6, Memorizing it wouldn't be a bad idea for your own knowledge but I wouldn't throw it back in her face, then she'd know you've gotten it before and not feel bad at all, you'd almost be owning yourself in a sense. I think it'd be funnier to say you're going to call it (as an innocent gesture) so she knows what your number is and see how akward she feels LOL
Here is the solution for the rejection hotline.
1.) Tell her to give you her number
2.) Dial the number in front of her (Say its so she can record your number on her cel.
3.) If you get the hotline hang up and tell her to give her real number. (Now she has to go through the trouble of changing her number.)
#126 - ok so she would make up a bullshit number or walk away?
nice solution, dumbass.
#125 i was going to say that too. she would just laugh that he knew the #
LOL ydi for going to a bar those old broads will take your cash when they leave but give you std's
#137 - On 06/03/2009 at 12:47am by Cerberus666
YDI for trying to pick girls up at a bar.. Seriously..thats sucha sleazy thing :x
#139 - On 06/03/2009 at 1:32am by SusanaSaysRawrxD
what is the hotline # :D im gonna reject this mean ass girl whos mean to my friends but likes me
#146 - On 06/04/2009 at 6:25pm by MattZLyphSux
#60, #64 What about those guys who won't take no for a answer? I've met guys like that and no matter how many times I said no he wouldn't leave me the hell alone. I think that's why the number exists...and before a friend gave it too me, I was freakin scared to go to class with him. Some people have it coming...don't be creepy and you won't get it.
#147 - On 06/04/2009 at 6:41pm by RoyalFierce
That's just plainly pathetic.
Fuck all the girls who are too wimpy to just say no.
Fuck you, for being so ugly, poor, and uncharismic that you can't even get a whore at a bar.
---Cassy
#148 - On 06/05/2009 at 1:46am by xocassylovesyou
IMO, stick to one girl so you don't look like an a$$.. YDI
#149 - On 06/05/2009 at 2:32am by XxHeartBrokenxX
I think thats actually pretty funny :-p
I even have the rejection hotline number in my #'s
lol
#150 - On 06/05/2009 at 6:47pm by cutecookie24xo
Really sad that people can't even reject each other face to face anymore. I think it's indicative of something fundamentally problematic in our society, honestly... some pandemic personality disorder.
#151 - On 06/06/2009 at 1:16am by DoctorManhattan
Don't expect good results trying to get women in a bar. How many people do you think who meet at bars have successful relationships? Its practically 0.
#153 - On 06/09/2009 at 11:02pm by Pharmacyst
That's when you call the bitch a bitch for giving you the rejection hotline number instead of rejecting you to your face like a decent human being. I would have it saved to my phone where it would come up as a saved entry. The whole basis of that number is to save the rejecter some dignity by not having to reject someone to their face, so why not make it backfire and make them feel like shit?
-Wash your teeth.
-Dont be an ass.
-Dont say bad words.
-Be a gentleman.
-Dont talk about your problems and dont talk too much.
-Dont be gross.
Follow this steps and good luck.
:D
#157 - On 10/04/2009 at 11:52pm by KillYourPc
oh yea, also you forgot the most important steps:
1. Know the shallow bitches from the decent ones.
2. If you want a one night stand with a hot girl, you either have to be really charming or really good looking, or have muscles, or all of the above. Because that's all half of them care about these days.
#158 - On 10/08/2009 at 11:41pm by Sorrytohearthat
Nice to know im a bitch then, i gave it to my best friends brother so it wouldnt ruin our friendship because her ex friend went out with her brother and that was the whole reason for the ex, nice to know that being a best friend is being a b*tch now
