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Today, I got a text message saying "I'm sorry, I know it's our 4 month anniversary but it's not working out, I need to break up with you" followed by her complaining that I never call her as well. WTF? I haven't had a girlfriend for 6 months. FML

#2488 (41)

I agree, your life sucks (13657) - you deserved it (1343)

On 01/24/2009 at 11:25pm - love - by EpicFail - Canada (Alberta)

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