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Today, I got a text message saying "I'm sorry, I know it's our 4 month anniversary but it's not working out, I need to break up with you" followed by her complaining that I never call her as well. WTF? I haven't had a girlfriend for 6 months. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (18942) - you deserved it (1996)

On 01/24/2009 at 11:25pm - love - by EpicFail - Canada (Alberta)

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Well obviously she was right. You never called her.

#5 - On 02/18/2009 at 8:47am by Eir

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Well maybe her boyfriend doesn't call her but she doesn't even know his number! The FML belongs to the poor bastard who doesnt know that his girlfriend just dumped him and has to go through an akward situation next time he sees her.

#4 - On 02/11/2009 at 6:09pm by Sarah

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